Queen members kicking each others ashes...What?

Lets be silly dears!
Queen are on the studio. Artistic differences arise.
No allies are formed and they are all on each others throats!

Who would win?

To give you some inspiration, it could start with this and escalate !

Ooooh, fun thread... not.

You'd think Freddie was the only one whose ashes get kicked...

i know...its a tottal duche of a post. But Freddie used to make remarks about extreme friction within them.

However the "inspiration " came from Freddie beeing the fittest and having the most apparent Fighter Instinct.
Or was it John, the Silent Killer?
Or Roger with his drum trained hands?
Or Brian with...his hair?

I'm guessing John would stay to one side and not be noticed...until the others had worn each other down, that is...

Brian would win the melee......he'd call his army of trained killer badgers to his side.......

Stelios wrote:
Or Brian with...his hair?

He also has long legs and wooden shoes - he could've easily kept in relatively safe distance and just kicked his foes down.

Brian can fire lasers with the Red Special, Freddie is the ruler of the underworld, Roger can drive space ships and John never loses his dignity in public.

Start with that.

Brian would throw sixpence coins at the rest of the band, like shuriken.........lol

^^^Dont forget Freddie always carried a sword he cleverly masked as a mic stand.
Let the Ninja fights begin

Come to the ogre-battle-fight!

Didn't Gary Moore or someone come out and say that Freddie was incredibly strong (*for a fag.... I'm not sure what the quote was)

I think Freddie would win. Just like asking who'd kick who's ass in the WHO ... hands down Roger... though John would rate second