Since they've gone the route of gene Simmons and are starting to whore out the name on general products here's one to consider a reality - particularly given the band's vested interest in promoting birth control after Freddie's demise.
The topic came up before but I figure for the sake of generating a couple dozen good titles it's worthy of its own topic.
Please post YOUR potential names for the official condom of queen haha
There are clever people on this forum
Even ideas that are a step removed would be interesting like
"KILLER CREEM" - the official spermicide of QUEEN
Here are a few that come to mind.
1) Queendom come
2) Queendont come
3) don't stop me now - the OFFICIAL condom of QUEEN
available in 'a dozen rows for my darling" deluxe packs.
3) The Merry Fellers master stroke condoms
4) GASH- AH AHH! officially licensed Queen condoms
5) "(finger snaps) It's a prophylactic. ... it's a prophylactic! ... a prophylactic"
6) Creamer's Ball condoms
7) Schlong Away
8) somebody to Love (non humorous name)
9) Queen presents: "A Night At The Vulva"
10) Bicycle Pace (ultra durable TREADED condoms) *(sadist market)
11) let me enter, bang you
12) crazy little thing called nub *(ultra small condoms)
13) Crazy Little Thing condoms *(another marketable one without a ton of humor)
14) QUEEN the 12" collection (*extra large condoms)
15) the invisible man (real sensation condoms! )
16) In-ur-endo (plugs) (each featuring a different Grandville
illustration)
17) mother glove (diaphragm)
Just a few suggestions. I know some were in another topic
musicland munich · Member since
" Love Killers "
" We will stuff you" 100 Pack
matt z · Member since
Ballin all girls
people in the sheets
Flail away sweet sister (diaphragm/internal female condom)
Queenfred · Member since
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these...
Coming Soon.
matt z · Member since
[QUOTE] [b]Queenfred wrote:[/b]
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these...
Coming Soon.
[/QUOTE]
That was already mentioned in the post titled WTF? which revolved around the subject of the new QUEEN HOT SPACE HOT SAUCE.
There were many other funny suggestions for various products. One of my favorites was SHEER HEART AT-TACOS!
then there could be a tax program SHEER HEART A-TAX etc.
Staying power back up generators would also work. (I just wouldn't suggest it because Staying Power is such a horrible song)
Cool Cat feline ice cream
I'm in love with my car polish, antifreeze, car wax etc.
DROWSE sleeping pills
Sweet Lady Valentine's candy boxes
don't stop me now amphetamines
fat bottomed girls EXPANDED BICYCLE SEATS
Maybe even seats with an attachable pivot GUT HOLDER up front
The prophet's song singing holy garments and hats
Etc
Maybe they can outdo KISS to the most marketed crap out there.
BETA215 · Member since
Play The Game:
Open up your ass and let me step inside,
Rest your weary head and let your hole decide.
It's so easy,
when you know the rules (use the condom)
It's so easy!
All you have to do is use the condom.
Play The Game
Everybody play the game!
Oh fuck (moan)
YEEEEEAAAH! (porn star screaming)
Ok, I better shut...
stevelondon20 · Member since
What about "Let Me In Your Arse Again".
One thing you wouldn't wanna do is "Breakthru".
Rokku · Member since
Keep Yourself ALIVE
andyb1968 · Member since
Keep yourself alive !
Chief Mouse · Member since
I want it all and I want it IN!
winterspelt · Member since
Was it all worth it?
lol
pestgrid · Member since
My Baby Does Me .....Cherry Flavoured
matt z · Member since
Hmm. Some good ones! ^^^
Don't try so hard (vibrators for couples or the impotent)
Tear it up! *(I know everybody forgets this song)
Heaven for everyone (erotic perfumed lubricant)
Costa86 · Member since
Is This The Baby We Created? Avoid unplanned babies.
I Won't Let You Break Free - rubber which no cum can Breakthru
Please Stop Me Now (before I get my broad preggers)
Sebastian · Member since
They'll probably name them after a Maylor song, so that rules out a significant portion of their repertoire and their derived puns (e.g., 'AIDS Is Real' or 'Spread Your Legs').
That'd leave us with:
Keep Yourself Alive & Childless.
Doing It All Right.
No Sons or Daughters.
Now It's Here.
Good Company.
Tie Your White Men Down (size: Long Away).
Let Them Cling Together.
We Will Stop You.
It's Not Late Yet.
All Dead, All Dead.
Semen on the Sidewalk.
Dead on Time.
Save Them.
Sail Away Sweet Semen.
Tear Them Up.
Is This the Sperm We Created?
Who Wants STD's Forever?
Sex Scandal (special line for wife-cheaters).
The Sperm Hitman.
The Sex Must Go On.
