Potential Names for inevitable "QUEEN CONDOMS"

No Bareback with that Leroy Brown

HOT SPACE CONDOMS!

Right down to the tacky writing (just enlarge it)

4 packs. Blue, Red, Green, Yellow.


Commercial: "I'm wearing Brian!"
(*music cue: " it's a prophylactic. ... it's a prophylactic")

Seven Sperms Of Rhye

matt z wrote:

Hmm. Some good ones! ^^^

Tear it up! *(I know everybody forgets this song)

errrrm...no it isn't. the last thing anyone wants a condom to do is TEAR..

i woulda thought most obvious was "Foolin' Around?"

Well. .. Tear it up would be the activity (like ... the song? ). But yeah. Defintely bad for a condom.

Pee side rendezvous
poop side rendezvous (wouldn't want to discriminate)
I was born to glove you.
We got the condoms rockin '

Bohemian Condom. A hit for the masses.

Your son(g) will be perfect, the person(g) you always wanted to be.

matt z wrote:

Queenfred wrote:

I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these...


Coming Soon.

That was already mentioned in the post titled WTF? which revolved around the subject of the new QUEEN HOT SPACE HOT SAUCE.

Crazy as it may seem, I don't read every topic on this site. The fact that it was mentioned in ANOTHER thread, doesn't make my comment any less valid.

Queenfred wrote:

matt z wrote:

Queenfred wrote:

I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these...


Coming Soon.

That was already mentioned in the post titled WTF? which revolved around the subject of the new QUEEN HOT SPACE HOT SAUCE.

Crazy as it may seem, I don't read every topic on this site. The fact that it was mentioned in ANOTHER thread, doesn't make my comment any less valid.

Right. I was just starting that it had already been suggested. I was just citing a prior origin.

Here's another quick port over. .

GET DOWN MAKE LOVE
WHO NEEDS YOU *(spermicidal condoms)
BREAKTHRU (ultra super thin condoms designed for the practical jokester)

Apart from joking, do you know that KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE condoms DID exist way back in 1992. It was one of Queen-related promo merchandise produced by Hollywood Records.

antiden wrote:

Apart from joking, do you know that KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE condoms DID exist way back in 1992. It was one of Queen-related promo merchandise produced by Hollywood Records.

I'd assumed there was a real product SOMEWHERE in the band's history.


It's not really a joke. I know that if there were ever a product administered by the band it ought to be condoms.

(Really)

I had no idea. I'll look around for it online. But I'm certain they've all expired by now. Thanks for possibly clearing this up.


I'm sure they were barely available and mostly promotional.


To be realistic the only names that would be presented would probably be


KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE
SOMEBODY TO LOVE
and
MY BABY DOES ME


Not wonderfully fun ideas like
GASH-AH-AHH!
SEMEN ON THE SIDEWALK
MY BABY DOES ME
COMING SOON
MERRY FELLERS MASTER STROKE
PEOPLE IN THE SHEETS
HOT SPACE
or GET DOWN MAKE LOVE, TEAR IT UP.


Especially after the concert in Kiev showcased prevention and prophylactics more than even the 46664 shows.

How much do they go for these days? (Online auction)

Guess I should have searched.

http://www.queenzone.com/pictures/miscellaneous/840/queen-condom--keep-yourself-alive-.aspx



They ought to resurrect it. (No pun intended)

*re-erect it

My own brand condoms are now available for pre-order.
I hope this is not a premature announcement.

You can now "Spread Your Legs" without worry.