Misheard Lyrics

I'll start:

NOW I'M HERE
I love to leave my memory with you > I love to eat my memory with you

THE MIRACLE
Mothers, fathers, dead and gone, it's a miracle > Mothers, fathers, dead end jobs, it's a miracle

Love kills

"It's just a living past time" was "just a living bastard" for me for many many years ??

We are the Champions (FM version)
No time for losers, cos we are the champions......of the world

We are the Champions (AL Version)
No time for losers, cos we are the champions..... we are the champions, we are the cha-a-a-a-a-a-ampions, the cha-a-a-a-a-a-ampions (repeat several tunes until really fucking annoying)

There are loads for me. I'm not really a lyrics person (as in I always hear the music first and that's what matters most to me) so I am sure there are loads of Queen lyrics I know wrongly in my head even now.

A boring one is:
Perfume came naturally from Paris
BECAUSE she couldn't care less

I'm not sure how that would work, but there's no logic when you first sang along as a kid.

NOW I'M HERE:

Go, go, go, little queenie! > Go, go, go, little peanut!

Ziggy_SD wrote:

THE MIRACLE
Mothers, fathers, dead and gone, it's a miracle > Mothers, fathers, dead end jobs, it's a miracle

Funniest shit I've heard in a while.

Haha, because we all love being trapped in dead end jobs !

Mine isn't a funny one

LAS PALABRAS DE AMOR

"One foolish world, so many songs. Senselessly hurled into the never ending CAUSE"

*When the word in question is COLD*"

I kinda think cause works better. Maybe that's what they were thinking; kinda like Rod Serling's first season opener.

"The pit of man's fears, and the SUNLIGHT of his knowledge"

*Which eventually became "pit of man's fears and SUMMIT of his knowledge"

Which makes obviously more sense contrasting PIT and SUMMIT. ...You'd think it was just a stenographical error, but the dude did a LINE READ for it! ....anyways...

“You need a pic or you want to hire some stickers, we’ll see to that. With a lecture and BMI, we’ll show you where it’s at. ??

Haha a lecture and BMI

Then there is the classic Purple Haze line

"scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

I like to think I misheard the entire Cosmos Rocks.

In Who Wants to Live Forever:

"Touch my wart with your fingertips." Ew.

Is it 'Maybe we should execute that traitor' or 'Maybe we should execute their trainer'?

"Pressure On (An Ode To Moobs)"

Politics? Schmolitics. I'm developing tits; clean out of tricks.

^ accurate.

Are you sure those aren't the correct words?
Proof! Proof!

"She came without a farthing"

The British farthing (?1/4d) coin, from "fourthing", was a unit of currency of one quarter of a penny, or ?1/960 of a pound sterling. It was minted in bronze, and replaced the earlier copper farthings.
Value: ? 1/960 pound sterling