Misheard Lyrics

Hammer To Fall:
"let the anesthetic cover it all" >Let the Addams Family cover it all

One Vision:

"Look what they've done to my [b]dream[/b]" --> "Look what they've done to [b]Mike Read[/b]"

Im In Love With My Car:

Rather buy me a new carburetor....was for years to me

Grab the money, and Ill call Baretta

Adventure seeker, on an empty street => Ad-rrr-rrr seagull, on an empty street.

In my defense I grew up in a place where one did see seagulls on empty streets. Not sure why Freddie would sing of this.

Here are several that I've had over the years

"Great King Rat has settled in the night" instead of "Then came man to savage in the night"

"All day long, we have to leave now" instead of "We have lift-off"

"Don't worry baby I'll save myself" instead of "Safe and sound"

"What made you say, what did I say?" instead of "What made you change, what did I say?"

"Was it always dead, all that love" instead of "wasted"

One of them isn't mine

[QUOTE] [b]death to ming! 15176 wrote:[/b]

In Who Wants to Live Forever:

"Touch my wart with your fingertips." Ew.


[/QUOTE]

I always thought it was "touch my wand while I feel your tits"

Somebody To Love.

For years, I thought it was "Each morning I get out my diary", instead of "Each morning I get up and die a little".

Same

Surprised i haven't heard
"Joyful the schlong,
The world fools around
from father to son to son!"

In light of today's society and controversies

[QUOTE] [b]matt z wrote:[/b]

Surprised i haven't heard
"Joyful the schlong,
The world fools around
from father to son to son!"

In light of today's society and controversies[/QUOTE]

Earworm alert!

Damn you ... I can't get those fake lyrics out of my head.

If I get fired tomorrow for unintentionally singing these lyrics within earshot at work, I will hold you personally responsible.

LOL