Guten Morgen from Kensington, Dude,
what a terrible foresight that is. I can assure you that BJ will not marry me, but if he really turns up here, I will recommend him going over to the May's or Taylor's houses, shall he fancy to reinstate that good old english Wife Selling-tradition. Think about it, in the past rock stars had to pay huge amounts in divorce-settlements. I know, i've been through all of that with a guy who once proposed to me. As the UK will immediately rush its policies back to the middle ages, once BJ will become our Fuhrer, it will make it so much more easy for the average rock star to get out of marriages and even. make some money from them.
But I still do not want to spend any more time under a Tory government. Enough is enough.
Gute Nacht,
M.
The Real Mary Austin