I will be positve about anything

Dark_Myutwoo

When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zealous sharpening and the remaining stub is too short to get a decent purchase for another attempt.

Stalin - a popular leader of his country
babies for breakfast - freshens the breath better than mouthwash
word war 1 & 11 - enabled the development of a great deal of the technology we use today
world war III - could still be avoided
poverty - maintains the confidence of the global community in the effectiveness of their economic planning
slavery - jobs for all!
racial segregation - slows the rate of human homogenisation
Dark Myutwooo - will inevitably become more mature
running out of pencil - you get to experience the special joy of a completely fresh, needle sharp pencil.

Licking stamps soaked in dogshit.

you're keeping playing fields clear for children to play by being covered in dogshit ; you're keeping postmen in work by licking the stamp

Rubbing postage stamps into your postman's eye after they have been soaked in children's shit.

..dries them off nicely so they can be safely licked

What if you had no tongue due to an unfortunate 'trouser-press dismantling' incident and had to use your runny nose to make the stamps sticky while Darth Vader tickles your bollocks and calls you his 'honeybunch'?

then one would drip one's mucous onto the stamp, thus keeping extra safe from the shit, and clench firmly to prevent the lightsaber being used any more than is strictly necessary

Please try to stick to subjects, not your own detailed fetishes.

Thanks

I haven't got to the part about the 'strap-on' yet.

Well keep it to yourself. This is not your therapy session.

It isn't?

And you're not Dr. Demesne? Well, thank fuck for that.
That's three hundred quid saved.

The "Okay, xxx, what does everyone REALLY think?" topics
Sweet Lady (and don't say something about its length)
John's the Works hairstyle

Electrons

what do you think topics - a useful tool for new posters to find out what we all think without starting a thread of their own and getting killed by bastards like me
sweet lady - great riff
john's haircut - proved he still COULD grow it.
electrons - they keep those nasty protons away