I will be positve about anything

date-rape
being a prison bitch
being Michael Jacksons prison bitch...
Man In The Shadows
Posting on this noticeboard...

Gigantic clams.
Bees with laser beams.
Tasmanians.
Cane toads.
Salman Rushdie
A giant clam who has hold of a bee (with a laser been) who happens to be seeing a Tasmanian cane toad named Salman Rushdie.

boybands,
jake....

People named Clarence.
People who have first names as last names such as 'Graham James' or 'Bar of Soap'

Freddie being dead
Puppy kickers
AIDS
Jeff Buckley being dead
Depression
Self injury

Backstreet Boys
being molested by she-male
Poland
War on Iraq
September 11th
Michael Jackson
pink colour
Montreaux "gigs" (84 & 86)
TOTP

Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End)

"What if you had no tongue due to an unfortunate 'trouser-press dismantling' incident and had to use your runny nose to make the stamps sticky while Darth Vader tickles your bollocks and calls you his 'honeybunch'?"

The very first time I laughed out loud for at least 10 seconds because of a post on this board.

I dunno, Flashman's calling P_G "you great lemon" had me cracking up for several hours. I'm still laughing about it now, just thinking of it.

Dammit P_G, there's lots more to reply to! We're enjoying this... don't stop now!

Bored of it now. Didn't really expect so much repsonse, but I'm confident my answers prove my point.

It doesn't matter what subject someone starts a thread about, you will get answers for and against. So why bother?

Buttplug

Well, "buttplug" to you too!

PG- don't stop!!!

"It doesn't matter what subject someone starts a thread about, you will get answers for and against. So why bother?"

Because it's called discussion, that's why!

I think we should be saying this, mainly to people who say some topics are useless:

Don't whine saying something is a crap topic, because to someone else, it may not be a crap topic.