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I will be negative about anything

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Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of this board. To prove it, type any subject you like in this thread, and I will say something negative about it.
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Masturbation
Jaffa Cakes
Australian Barmaids
Jimmy Cagney films
The Not Proven verdict
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Gandhi
Wilki We must all HEAR to believe
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threesome (with 2 women of course)
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=696327 Wanna trade? Here's my list...
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yourself! lol
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Life
Sex
Physics
Philosophy
Karl Marx
Margaret Thatcher
Rowan Atkinson
Brian May
Freddie Mercury
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masturbation - the loneliest sex act of all...
jaffa cakes - too small
Ozzie barmaids - live too far away
james cagney - has really let himself go recently
not proven - pointless arbitrary purgatorial waste of space between "Guilty" and "Innocent" which the Scots will continue to use until the medical profession start putting "Not Proven" as an option on pregnancy tests.
Gandhi - crap film
threesomes - I don't have enough tongues to keep up with my brain
myself - unemployed drain on the country's resources
life - a pointless exercise
sex - generates life, see above
physics - why find out WHY things fall? we can see that they do!
philosophy - why think about why we're here? it's pointless
karl marx - silly beard
Margaret Thatcher - took away my school milk thus depriving me of calcium and stunting my growth
Rowan Atkinson - overrated comic
Brian May - used to be an excellent songwriter
Freddie Mercury - used to be an excellent songwriter

Bizarrely, the last ones were the easiest
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Penetration_Guru
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I did him. Wasn't once enough you heartless bastard?
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blow jobs
girls who swallow
dumb good looking blonds who put out
miss blow job anytime
winning the lotto
MY GOD spell it write.
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blow jobs - make kissing taste weird...
girls who swallow - don't wear T shirts proclaiming the fact
dumb good looking blondes - always make crap breakfast
miss BJ - have no sense of timing
winning the lotto - generates begging letters
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personally, I would'nt mind a couple of those negitve's for the positive's =-)
MY GOD spell it write.
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Pele
Guinness
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Denmark
My Little Pony
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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Jeremy Beadle
"Freddie would have loved it" - Brian May
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Shouldn't this be in the personal section?
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel