Pele - won't admit that he does need viagra
Guinness - - generates some shite adverts
F&L in Las Vegas - Terry Gilliam's worst film
Denmark - idiot country who want to be in Europe, but keep voting against it.
Holly's little Pony - shits all over the patio
Jeremy Beadle - has a silly beard and has nothing to show for his life except the humiliation of others
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Posts in chronological order
Cure For Cancer
Cure For A.I.D.S
Cure for stupidity
Cure for laziness
Peace on earth
Cure For A.I.D.S
Cure for stupidity
Cure for laziness
Peace on earth
Dark_Myutwoo
When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zealous sharpening and the remaining stub is too short to get a decent purchase for another attempt.
Cure for cancer - has not been found
cure for aids - will be overpriced by greedy drugs companies
cure for stupidity - would wipe out too great a proportion of the human race
cure for laziness - would create too much demand on leisure services and the employment market
peace on earth - would render all religion superfluous, creating mass unemployment and/or suicide of priests etc
Dark Mowtoo - is a Welsher
the thing with the pencil - your hands get all sweaty trying to grasp it, making actually doing so less and less likely
cure for aids - will be overpriced by greedy drugs companies
cure for stupidity - would wipe out too great a proportion of the human race
cure for laziness - would create too much demand on leisure services and the employment market
peace on earth - would render all religion superfluous, creating mass unemployment and/or suicide of priests etc
Dark Mowtoo - is a Welsher
the thing with the pencil - your hands get all sweaty trying to grasp it, making actually doing so less and less likely
Boobies.
They clog up the personal section of this board with shite so banal that this thread is literature in comparison
Not those kind of 'Boobies' you great lemon.
Women's dangly bits. Love pillows. Hooters. Mrs. Floppy and her twin sister Beryl.
Women's dangly bits. Love pillows. Hooters. Mrs. Floppy and her twin sister Beryl.
Sorry, only one answer per subject
A-ha! Got you!
There is nothing remotely bad to say about a decent set of tits and that's a fact even Pythagoras agreed with. And you can't argue with that kind of science so that's an end to it.
Flashman 1 - P_G 0
Actually no, it's 2 - 0 to me because I was playing my joker and you go to minus 5.
There is nothing remotely bad to say about a decent set of tits and that's a fact even Pythagoras agreed with. And you can't argue with that kind of science so that's an end to it.
Flashman 1 - P_G 0
Actually no, it's 2 - 0 to me because I was playing my joker and you go to minus 5.
OK, just this once....
"a decent set of tits" - is too often combined with either a face like a bulldog or a personality like Dark's, or in serious cases, both.
"a decent set of tits" - is too often combined with either a face like a bulldog or a personality like Dark's, or in serious cases, both.
That's not the tits fault though.
No, but it is a negative statement about the subject given.
Can't sleep Flash? Try cracking one out and having a shot of brandy with your warm milk. You'll soon drop off
Can't sleep Flash? Try cracking one out and having a shot of brandy with your warm milk. You'll soon drop off
I'm all out of brandy, but I will try to follow your advice, as it clearly comes from one so experienced in such matters.
"you great lemon"
I laughed too hard at that.
I laughed too hard at that.