Pele - won't admit that he does need viagra
Guinness - - generates some shite adverts
F&L in Las Vegas - Terry Gilliam's worst film
Denmark - idiot country who want to be in Europe, but keep voting against it.
Holly's little Pony - shits all over the patio
Jeremy Beadle - has a silly beard and has nothing to show for his life except the humiliation of others
pma · Member since
Cure For Cancer
Cure For A.I.D.S
Cure for stupidity
Cure for laziness
Peace on earth
Pim Derks · Member since
Dark_Myutwoo
Flashman · Member since
When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zealous sharpening and the remaining stub is too short to get a decent purchase for another attempt.
Penetration_Guru · Member since
Cure for cancer - has not been found
cure for aids - will be overpriced by greedy drugs companies
cure for stupidity - would wipe out too great a proportion of the human race
cure for laziness - would create too much demand on leisure services and the employment market
peace on earth - would render all religion superfluous, creating mass unemployment and/or suicide of priests etc
Dark Mowtoo - is a Welsher
the thing with the pencil - your hands get all sweaty trying to grasp it, making actually doing so less and less likely
Flashman · Member since
Boobies.
Penetration_Guru · Member since
They clog up the personal section of this board with shite so banal that this thread is literature in comparison
Flashman · Member since
Not those kind of 'Boobies' you great lemon.
Women's dangly bits. Love pillows. Hooters. Mrs. Floppy and her twin sister Beryl.
Penetration_Guru · Member since
Sorry, only one answer per subject
Flashman · Member since
A-ha! Got you!
There is nothing remotely bad to say about a decent set of tits and that's a fact even Pythagoras agreed with. And you can't argue with that kind of science so that's an end to it.
Flashman 1 - P_G 0
Actually no, it's 2 - 0 to me because I was playing my joker and you go to minus 5.
Penetration_Guru · Member since
OK, just this once....
"a decent set of tits" - is too often combined with either a face like a bulldog or a personality like Dark's, or in serious cases, both.
Flashman · Member since
That's not the tits fault though.
Penetration_Guru · Member since
No, but it is a negative statement about the subject given.
Can't sleep Flash? Try cracking one out and having a shot of brandy with your warm milk. You'll soon drop off
Flashman · Member since
I'm all out of brandy, but I will try to follow your advice, as it clearly comes from one so experienced in such matters.
