Ugh, I'm wanting to put a quote from Queen in our school year book because at the moment I have 'Don't sleep in the subway' which, on reflection now, is shit. I want now to put in a Queen quote. I was thinking of the one that someone on this board has that goes along the lines of 'If I haven't mentioned it before I wrote Bohemian Rhapsody that went to number 1 for nine weeks'. Are there any other quotes that are funny and that will in 20 years time make me say 'Ha! I remember writing that/posting on that forum to get that quote'?
Brian_Mays_Wig · Member since
"I hate religion, it tends to fuck people up!!"....very true Roger.
Would they allow that??? lol
.......two tits!! :p
ogre t raylot · Member since
"I don't believe in torture
I don't believe in fight
I don't believe in colour
I don't believe in white
I don't believe in history
I don't believe in being Queen any more " - [Brian May], before he realised no-one was interested in him as a solo artist.
If he doesn't beleive in torture, why record The Call?
The Man On The Prowl · Member since
The Magic Tour will be bigger than bigness itself.
It will make seem Ben Hur like the Muppets.
[Roger Taylor]
I'm just a musical prostitute.
[Freddie Mercury]
Women are like modern paintings.
You can't enjoy them if you try to understand them.
[Freddie Mercury]
For your school year book I would choose the last, because I think it will be appreciated also by non-Queen fans.
Sonja · Member since
"If I didn't do this I wouldn't have anything to do. I can't cook... I'm not very good at being a housewife."
"When they stop buying our records I'll say goodbye and become a strip artist or something.."
Freddie
siljeoen · Member since
"Brian is a wonderful guy,-he`s got a big cock.."-Freddie :p
Josuè · Member since
" was thinking of the one that someone on this board has"
Hey! That's me!
"Brian is a wonderful guy, he's got a big cock"
LOL! Did he really say it??
geeksandgeeks · Member since
"You mean, do I usually run around the house dressed as a naughty schoolgirl? Not often."
(RT)
This next one requires background info.
Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said
"Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?"
Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."
Oh yes, and this classic.
"Roger, what did you do?"
(FM, to RT at IGSM video shoot, after penguin shits on couch.)
Mr Coolest Cat · Member since
But there's nothing for me to sing, might as well be the fucking Andrews sisters, Freddie '85.
Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira · Member since
"Hey, my fans: you're parasites!"
Guess who?
FairyQueen · Member since
These quoes are hilarious...damn...Freddie was very smart and had a good sense of humour...they don't make people like him anymore...what a damn shame...they don't make people like QUEEN anymore in general...
Dances With Freddie · Member since
""Roger, what did you do?"
(FM, to RT at IGSM video shoot, after penguin shits on couch.)"
that one's classic! :D
Matti · Member since
"was thinking of the one that someone on this board has"
Hey! That's me!
"Brian is a wonderful guy, he's got a big cock"
LOL! Did he really say it??"
yeah. It's at www.bootlegsheaven.com I think and then you go to just for fun. It's called "Brian is Wonderful" or something. pretty funny!
MercuryArts · Member since
How about quoting a song. Such as "Is This The World", "If there's a God up in the sky looking down, what must he think of what we've done to the world that he created?"
geeksandgeeks · Member since
The Brian one is disturbing.
I'm going to be smart and not inquire as to how Freddie knew. For one thing, I'm afraid I' might get an answer. ;)
