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Haha... I like to believe these quotes are real, cause then I feel stupid for putting them in my away messages and stuff...
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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Lol. Crazy boys! :)
Total Blam Blam
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Read that story about the hotel suites in Budapest '86 which I found hilarious!

Freddie had the Presidental Suite while the others were resting in "normal" suites which were, of course, not much more different than Freddie's.

Roger came into Freddie's room one day and made a remark about the obscenity of the Presidental Suite and Freddie said:

"All suites are equal, my dear, but some are more equal than others!'

Roger replied:
"Well it's a fuck's sake more equal than mine!"
"This world may be another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley
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I'm not even sure if this is a real quote. I got it from this website: http://www.forq.4dw.net/nastyqueen/queenmain.html

Freddie: "Rog, darling, how exactly do you boil an egg?"

Roger: "You, umm - I don't know. I think it has something to do with hot water."
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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"Well, Roger and John are backstage to get their blowjobs as usual, but don't worry, we get them after the show"


HILARIOUS =D
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"Hey, man, if you don't like us, well... fuck you" - Roger Taylor (May 29, 1982 - Leeds) in reference to the attitude of bands of the day. Taken out of context, it's still very much Roger's attitude anyway.
"I'm a greedy bitch!"
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That Roger. So full of anger. And fluff.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]syncursor wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Hey, man, if you don't like us, well... fuck you"
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Great! I feel like dedicating these splendid words to all of my schoolmates who hate Queen. It will be a sweet revenge when I get back to school...
Btw, I think IGSM's topic has now 3 pages... Rock on boy!
I LOVE QUEEN! "My guitar was my weapon and my shield to hide behind" (Brian May)
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Just introduce them to Mr. Petrol and Mr. Fire. That should shut them up for it is very hard for someone to scream while they are on fire.

heh, I think I'll have to go back to school to get another year book and have one of these quotes in it :)
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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These are absolutely hilarious - where can you find these stories and quotes?

Denki denki!
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This one is just a little comment, but it sounded funny when he said it.

When asked what Freddie was like, Roger replied...

'Freddie's just his natural self really, just a poof!'
"I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull"
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jessica
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Little_Queenie wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SergeantPepperDG wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]geeksandgeeks wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said

"Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?"

Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."
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I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it.[/QUOTE]

No. I don't think so... I think it happened while they were rehearsing so it wasn't recorded. Brian talked about it in one interview, can't remember wich one though..[/QUOTE]

damn. that freddiepoo thing was funny.
jessica
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SergeantPepperDG wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]geeksandgeeks wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said

"Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?"

Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."
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I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it.[/QUOTE]

It's from a soundcheck before a concert, so I doubt it was recorded. Apparently it was the first gig at the Rainbow, 3-31-74... is that the truth, or have books only claimed it was that night?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Hey, my fans: you're parasites!"
Guess who?[/QUOTE]

Don't tell me you're serious...

Are there still people here who think Brian called his *fans* parasites, or those who shared tracks from 46664, which were available to buy, for proceeds to go towards AIDS awareness...?
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"This is about a nasty old man that i used to know, anyway" - - Freddie right before Death On Two Legs (Earls Court)

ThaT's the best one IMO :-) !

"What are we doing next, what the f*** are we doing next?... (...)... c'mon John let's go, 'Another One Bites Your Balls', i mean, Dust"
(there's something like this right before AOBTD in Birmingham '84)
"The years have been unkind... but kind enough!"