I'm really not sure if this one is true, but I've always thought it was funny.
"Dying of thirst and hunger and all John can think about is his bloody hair. If he don't shut up, I'll cut it off with...with...this bit of fluff I found in my pocket. But beware! It's sharp fluff!" - Roger Taylor
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Haha... I like to believe these quotes are real, cause then I feel stupid for putting them in my away messages and stuff...
Lol. Crazy boys! :)
Read that story about the hotel suites in Budapest '86 which I found hilarious!
Freddie had the Presidental Suite while the others were resting in "normal" suites which were, of course, not much more different than Freddie's.
Roger came into Freddie's room one day and made a remark about the obscenity of the Presidental Suite and Freddie said:
"All suites are equal, my dear, but some are more equal than others!'
Roger replied:
"Well it's a fuck's sake more equal than mine!"
Freddie had the Presidental Suite while the others were resting in "normal" suites which were, of course, not much more different than Freddie's.
Roger came into Freddie's room one day and made a remark about the obscenity of the Presidental Suite and Freddie said:
"All suites are equal, my dear, but some are more equal than others!'
Roger replied:
"Well it's a fuck's sake more equal than mine!"
I'm not even sure if this is a real quote. I got it from this website: http://www.forq.4dw.net/nastyqueen/queenmain.html
Freddie: "Rog, darling, how exactly do you boil an egg?"
Roger: "You, umm - I don't know. I think it has something to do with hot water."
Freddie: "Rog, darling, how exactly do you boil an egg?"
Roger: "You, umm - I don't know. I think it has something to do with hot water."
"Well, Roger and John are backstage to get their blowjobs as usual, but don't worry, we get them after the show"
HILARIOUS =D
HILARIOUS =D
"Hey, man, if you don't like us, well... fuck you" - Roger Taylor (May 29, 1982 - Leeds) in reference to the attitude of bands of the day. Taken out of context, it's still very much Roger's attitude anyway.
That Roger. So full of anger. And fluff.
"Hey, man, if you don't like us, well... fuck you"
Great! I feel like dedicating these splendid words to all of my schoolmates who hate Queen. It will be a sweet revenge when I get back to school...
Btw, I think IGSM's topic has now 3 pages... Rock on boy!
Just introduce them to Mr. Petrol and Mr. Fire. That should shut them up for it is very hard for someone to scream while they are on fire.
heh, I think I'll have to go back to school to get another year book and have one of these quotes in it :)
heh, I think I'll have to go back to school to get another year book and have one of these quotes in it :)
These are absolutely hilarious - where can you find these stories and quotes?
Denki denki!
Denki denki!
This one is just a little comment, but it sounded funny when he said it.
When asked what Freddie was like, Roger replied...
'Freddie's just his natural self really, just a poof!'
When asked what Freddie was like, Roger replied...
'Freddie's just his natural self really, just a poof!'
Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said
"Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?"
Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."
I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it.
No. I don't think so... I think it happened while they were rehearsing so it wasn't recorded. Brian talked about it in one interview, can't remember wich one though..
damn. that freddiepoo thing was funny.
Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said
"Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?"
Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."
I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it.
It's from a soundcheck before a concert, so I doubt it was recorded. Apparently it was the first gig at the Rainbow, 3-31-74... is that the truth, or have books only claimed it was that night?
"Hey, my fans: you're parasites!"
Guess who?
Don't tell me you're serious...
Are there still people here who think Brian called his *fans* parasites, or those who shared tracks from 46664, which were available to buy, for proceeds to go towards AIDS awareness...?