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Been out on the lash with Flashy and the boys tonight and just reporting to say I've broken my bloody finger!

Medic!
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Oh, you poor, poor, fella...

Love and First Aid,
Mrs. G
I'm gonna make a mistake I'm gonna do it on purpose I'm gonna waste my time 'Cause I'm full as a tick And I'm scratching at the surface And what I find is mine ~F. Apple
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Sorry to hear that. Hope you have some good pain killers, just don't mix them with alcohol ;)

In the future, watch where you're sticking that finger. Flashy has a killer sphincter!

Feel better soon!
L
If I'm not mistaken, it closely resembles that beast in your signature, deacon fan.
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haha! Wish I'd thought of that!
I
You did. Lester is your mysterious alter ego..with an ego of his own! OooOOooOOoOOOOoooOOOOooO *scary music*

I broke my thumb last year in November/December and it bloody put people on streets!
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
S
For the record I was flailing my arms like the King and I happened to connect with a wooden railing.

I turned the air blue!
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Have no fear, I'm taking First Aid...
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*extends finger for treatment*

Be gentle Miss James!
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Yeah, that Henry the Eighth was a pretty goood dancer.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Snappy dresser too...
I'm gonna make a mistake I'm gonna do it on purpose I'm gonna waste my time 'Cause I'm full as a tick And I'm scratching at the surface And what I find is mine ~F. Apple
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If I'd have been dancing like Henry VIII heads would have rolled, not broken fingers.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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"*extends finger for treatment*

Be gentle Miss James!"

- *Decides not to tell Sir Archie that she hasn't yet learned anything of value from her First Aid class, for fear it'll make her look unprofessional, then applies bandage ever so gently as to not make the wound any worse*

;^)
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Miss James and unprofessional do not belong in the same sentence!

Your nursing skills are top draw young lady, in fact quite outstantial!

My finger is as good as new. I can point and accuse people with the best of 'em now. Bless you petal!
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Second verse, same as the first!

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