Ouch

"Whatever happened to Peter Noone?"

He joined The Cross, playing bass.

How about B.B King? Nat King Kole? King Kong? Larry King? King Richard?

Oh weallyyyyyyyyyyyy

Er last time I heard that King Kong will be performing with Brian.

LOL

Finger swollen and a dark blue colour - can barely lift my pint.

Thank goodness for Nurse James and her excellent nursing skills, all your kind messages and get well cards. I might just get through this.

P.S. Miss James is there any chance of a sicknote so I can have a week of work?

"In the future, watch where you're sticking that finger"

lmao.
may I guess...

'I will now go write a note asking that you get at the least two weeks off work, while describing what extreme pain you are in so you recieve plenty of pity from your boss.'

At least two weeks, that means it could possibly be four or even ten.

No more getting up in the dark and going home in the dark. Drinking pints from straws, take aways everyday because I can't peel potatoes, Miss James medical skills - oh the luxury of it all.

Hang on a bit daytime TV - Trisha, Good Morning and Neighbour twice.

Sod it I'll be at work first thing tomorrow!!!

Don't torment him Miss James, I think it's a finger on his wanking hand.

Mmm...Miss James' catsuit.

Garn...bloody Flashman. It's always in the gutter with you old bean.

*Think good thoughts, think good thoughts*

The catsuit is niiiiiiiiiice... She wore it when she and I went to fight ninjas in Japan. ;)

"- Yeah, and I'm wearing it as we speak...

...okay, I'm not."

Drat.;)

Oh Miss James you are a tease.

I feel a relapse coming on...

Oh the pain, the pain.