It's been so long since we've had a Queen Fic here...
For those who don't know:
I write the beginning, like..5 sentences, then someone else writes what's happening next, in somewhat 5 sentences.
QZ style ;)
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6 AM, a new day, a new beginning.
Today was the day there would be a secret Queen gig.
The year was 1976, and Fred was about to get up.
Something heavy was restricting him however...
Today was the day there would be a secret Queen gig.
The year was 1976, and Fred was about to get up.
Something heavy was restricting him however...
His newly achieved cat, called Thomas, was obviously used to sleeping in its owners bed. Not only that, but the fat cat had talked all of Freddie's ten pets into doing the same. What looked like one big, furry ball was keeping Freddie from standing up. Actually, it was keeping him from moving at all.
But then Freddie realized it wasn't his cats at all. It was Brian and Roger. John was in the shower. The frizzy hair of Rog and Brian made Freddie think it was his cats.
'My God' Freddie said. 'What the hell is going on here dears? I thought you two were my cats'.
'My God' Freddie said. 'What the hell is going on here dears? I thought you two were my cats'.
Bri let his guitar mew sweetly, which made Freddie melt. They put him in the fridge as quick as they could
then suddenly, Roger started to throw meatballs at Deaky.
John cried 'Hey! I just got out of the shower!'
Then Deacky said...
if you want to play with balls, play with Brian's.
if you want to play with balls, play with Brian's.
... and so he he did, with style and violence. "Hey, leave them alone," said Brian. I just had those Super sine enhance electro balls put on my guitar yesterday." "Sorry," said Roger, sheepishly. "That's ok, said Brian, with a warm loving smile, and he leaned over and...
...kissed Roger softly on the top of the head.
'Your hair smells great!' Brian said. 'It's Freddie's shampoo' Roger smiled. 'He swears by it'.
'Your hair smells great!' Brian said. 'It's Freddie's shampoo' Roger smiled. 'He swears by it'.
"Great" shouted Jim Hutton, as he entered the room. "Now I can lick you all over! Woo Hoo!!"
This idea disturbed Brian greatly, so he pulled on the collar of Rog's shirt and pulled him outside the house, where they were immediately greeted by a disturbing sight...
Jake Britt's father, whose name escapes us, was making "love" to Freddie's Rolls Royce (in the exhaust pipe), and he stopped when he saw them looking at him, and explained that...
So Brian and Roger proceeded to kicking Jake's father's ass, and leaving him in the end with severely damaged testicles, which later led to our dumbass Jake Britt being born the way he was.
Anyway, after Brian and Roger finished kicking Jake's father's ass, Brian had an idea all off a sudden...
Anyway, after Brian and Roger finished kicking Jake's father's ass, Brian had an idea all off a sudden...
..."let's go to Canada!" he exclaimed. "Why in the name of jesus fuck would we want to go there?" asked Roger. "We were just over a few weeks ago." "Yeah, but that arse kicking gave me an idea....