"Aaaaaaahhh!!! The fricken cold's got my curly hair all frozen up, it could fall to pieces!! Let's go to Rome instead!"
And so they did
But on their way there, they got an urgent call from John and Freddie saying that they had to go back because....
Delilah had gotten crushed by a fallen toaster and needed to be sent to the vets. On their way back, Brian and Roger...
(Note: geez, am I the one writing half of the story already??)