Random facts about queen members

Freddie was once at a zoo, when a panda offered him a smoke. He said, "Hey man, did you see Tom Brokaw mud-wrestling with Johnny Carson last night? It was F@#$in funny man! Say man, have you heard about that killer virus called zuchinni bozzy-toot?" The panda was later found at the train station, with Paddington Bear. He was about to get on, when Freddie came up to him, and started to pull a "pillsbury-dough-boy-poke-in-the-stomach", when paddington bear pulled a gun on the train-conductor, and said "Give it up, jolly green giant man! I know you shot the deputy! And Bob Marely has been taking the heat all this time!"
I will not finish this story today, but I will another day.

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How's that for random?

FreddIE :)

LOL Fatty!!

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Following a nasty accident with a vacuum cleaner, Roger's left testicle outweighs his right by a ratio of 2 to 1.

John Deacon is absolutely terrified of potatoes. If one were to walk into his bedroom while he was trying to get to sleep, he would quite literally shit himself.

Brian May is actually the mild-mannered alter-ego of crime fighting superhero Spandex Man. The only reason you haven't heard of him is because he is utterly inept, often turning his ankle or getting his head stuck in catflaps.

Freddie's left leg was over a foot longer than his right. Nobody ever noticed however, as he mastered the arts of distance and proportion at a very early age. But he couldn't climb stairs unless sober.

If Brian May were to shave off all his hair, he would stand only 5 feet 2 inches.

Freddie developed his legendary overbite as a youngster, when his parents often used his teeth as a comedy bottle opener to break the ice at parties.

In 1997, John Deacon achieved his boyhood dream when he met Muhammad Ali, and knocked him spark out.

Roger Taylor wears sunglasses at all times. This is because he likes to look down women's dresses without them realising it.

hehe...naughty Roger...:)

hahahaha

Flashman... brilliant, utterly brilliant!!! :D

LOL flash

"Roger Taylor wears sunglasses at all times. This is because he likes to look down women's dresses without them realising it."

This one is great!! so true

"Roger Taylor wears sunglasses at all times. This is because he likes to look down women's dresses without them realising it."

roger is naughty, hes a naughty dirrty old man, but hes a hot, naughty, dirty old man!

hee hee heee

any more?

Yup. Couple more. First off, I have become the superhero, Mr. Obvious. Now let's get started.
John's last name was Deacon.
Brian likes to play the guitar.
Roger once played at the legendary Live At Wembley '86.
Freddie had a moustache on his upper lip.
Brian was not born before China became communist.
Roger is not at all a muppet.
John gets payed money for his job.
Freddie was white.

Freddie had one of the hardest names to write ever, as there are still idiots on this board who can't spell it correct.

Actually, it is spelled Freddie with a "Y". So who is the idiot again? JK, your cool.

Uhhh........nvm. It is with an "IE". Sorry bout that. But anyways, I am still gonna spell it with a "Y".

"Roger Taylor wears sunglasses at all times. This is because he likes to look down women's dresses without them realising it."

Great King Roger was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he. Now wht did i tell you? Woud you like to see....???