I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard.

What the hell is Lizzie on?

Did you buy anything nice Miss James?

I didn't know you said knackered in the US. Well I'll be.

As for the above quote John actually said it to me about twelve years ago when we were hiding behind my couch to avoid Brian who was banging at the window. He wanted us to listen to some solo album or something daft like that.

Er. Is it just me, or do we suddenly have about six thousand four hundred and twelve newbies? Usually people join one at a time, they don't come in droves like this.

There now follows a brief summary of this thread, for those who can't be arsed to read through eight pages:

fatty: Amusing story.
Some random Queenager: Typical loony overreaction.
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt

Joke Copyright (c) DeaconJohn, 2002. All right reserved.

can't really remember... :-)

Flirting? Moi?

Excellent synopsis Taylor-Mayed wouldn't you say the allegedly flirty Miss James?

i`m with the rass clart gang hehe

I am begining to realise fattys sense of humour. Its not all that bad. I suppose it makes him feel better to talk about freddie being alive. Like a sense of comfort.

Whatever you say Miss James. You are so right!

*twirls hair round finger while daydreaming of Miss J*

*cuts out Sir Archie's liver while he is day dreaming*

Don't worry about the liver Miss James. I always keep a spare for the weekend in preparation for a binge with that old wino Flashman.

"Don't worry about the liver Miss James. I always keep a spare for the weekend in preparation for a binge with that old wino Flashman."

LMAO! Am I the only one that pictured that guy in Archie's profile pic in a room with medical jars that had human livers in them!? I'd say I am....

And Amanda, When i read your last post, I thought you said gypsy neighbors... Don't ask me why... LOL! ~_~'

You'd better keep an eye on this one Archie, you old crook.

Young Dan seems to be moving in on your territory.
This one could get personal.

'that guy'

*Archie turns green and rips shirt*

Count to ten Archie old boy, count to ten.

Are you trying to start something Flashman??? You want a piece buck-o!? Huh!? DO YA?! DO YAAAAAAA!?!?!?!

*ahem*

Sorry... All the 'Hulking out' looked fun. ;p