I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard.

"Maybe you should change your nick to ass instead of azz."

Well said Matt. ass - sorry azz - push off and play with the traffic.

Fatty, move over and give me some space on the wall as well please.

*starts banging head off the wall*

I had to read that a couple times. I kept seeing "helping people TO their time of grief."

You want to throw some business my way then, Zeni?

I might be able to in a couple weeks. I've come across a string of really stupid people that are just wasting oxygen.

"I wonder if we can crash the board with our ramblings Miss James?"

- I hope not. I'd feel guilty if I were responsible for something like that. ;^)

"Is there a God?"

- I think so...but his name is not Freddie Mercury, as some people think. *cough* stepfords *cough*

"- I think so...but his name is not Freddie Mercury, as some people think. *cough* stepfords *cough*"

ROTFLMAO!!! Priceless... ;)

well seen some stuff in response. Thanx for those who understood.It`ll all make sense in the end

Thump thump thump, arrrhh that's better thanks PS I was getting really worried that there would be no room left.

WHAT is wrong with you? Do you really believe that people will believe this crap, or are you just messing about? Either way, this post is SO unecessary & silly. Freddie is DEAD, we all wish it wasn't so, but it IS,we all adored him, but he is GONE! Is this some kind of stupid attention-getter on your part? I think so, and I also think that you should be ashamed of yourself, some of these people are very needy & very obsessed, they don't need your BS!

Can I have some wall as well...? Please!!!

Glad you can join us Fenderek, I was bored with that bit of wall anyway and my head has now got toughened up to that bit, so over here on the harder bricks will do me nicely!

I too found that story very witty and amusing fatty, well done. You ever thought of doing a newspaper column? I think that you'd be perfect for the job

Who are all these people Miss James?

Did you invite them to our little soiree?

Freddie not God??? Heathen.

*places Stepford hat back on hatstand*

"Who are all these people Miss James?

Did you invite them to our little soiree?"

- No, but it appears as though they are trying to ruin our fun. Next time we will have to double security.

"Freddie not God??? Heathen.

*places Stepford hat back on hatstand*"

- Oooh, a stepford that's proud of it. That is rare. ;^)

Yes we should have our own section on the noticeboard.

Mind you that old rake Flashman would stick his beak in with all that 'What's this, what's this?' business.