I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard.

"Morecambe in Lancashire Miss James, that's the north-west for the uneducated viewers out there.

Famous for Eric Morecambe, Albert Modley, Thora Hird, Victoria Wood, Flashman, Gail off Coronation Street, chinese cocklers and yours truly."

- I will look quite ignorant in admitting this, but the only people I recognize from that list is you and Flashman!

"Was recently voted 8th in the 'crappest' places to live in Britain. Personally I think that is a disgrace. We should have been clear number one. We really worked hard for that award.

If I remember correctly the worst place to live was Bexhill-on-Sea which was described as (I think) 'full of old people with nothing to do but wait and die'. Charming."

- Aw, well if it means anything to you, I'm sure the place I live would get low on the charts of places to live, too... I live in a state called Missouri (so I've got a slight Southern accent, or so people have told me) - not the most fabulous of places to live, but I do like some things about it.

"(I really can't believe there have been no complaints about the amount of messages with no bearing on either the thread title or indeed Queen.)"

- I'm actually just waiting for you to get bored of chatting about nothing with me - usually other people break before I do. ;^)

...sorry for sounding somewhat psychotic earlier - I assure you I won't show up on your doorstep or do anything similar to that.

*giggle*

'I will look quite ignorant in admitting this, but I the only people I recognize from that list is you and Flashman!'

I think most of the world would be in agreement with you.

'I'm actually just waiting for you to get bored of chatting about nothing with me - usually other people break before I do.'

A challenge eh?
Bagsy I get choice for rematch. Downing a pint in one within five seconds.

'...sorry for sounding somewhat psychotic earlier - I assure you I won't show up on your doorstep or do anything similar to that.'

When one is in the public eye, precautions must be taken.

"A challenge eh?
Bagsy I get choice for rematch. Downing a pint in one within five seconds."

- No fair, I'm not talented enough for downing pints and you already know you'd win. ;^)

"When one is in the public eye, precautions must be taken."

- So you've hired a butch bodyguard then?

I was beginning to wonder why this topic had gotten so long, and then I realized that it was very simple.

*decides not to mention the obvious flirting going on aroung here ;)*

Zeni - I can't possibly comment on the rest of the country but, for me, undertaking was great fun and am seriously considering going back into it. I miss helping people in their time of grief, making a difference.

I also miss the carnage.

LOL

"I miss helping people in their time of grief, making a difference."

I had to read that a couple times. I kept seeing "helping people TO their time of grief."

FATTY, THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BULLSHIT I HAVE EVA HEARD! do you really think that if freddie was alive he would casually walk the streets and keep his "tradesmark moustache" erm i think not. If this isn't some sick joke then i really worry about how you have come to delude yourself so much. Wheres your respect for the dead?

Flashy can i have some wall?

'So you've hired a butch bodyguard then?'

Nobody, not nobody will get past my bodyguard Julian.

*shifts along

"Nobody, not nobody will get past my bodyguard Julian."

- We shall see...

'FATTY, THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BULLSHIT I HAVE EVA HEARD! do you really think that if freddie was alive he would casually walk the streets and keep his "tradesmark moustache" erm i think not. If this isn't some sick joke then i really worry about how you have come to delude yourself so much. Wheres your respect for the dead? '

Maybe you should change your nick to ass instead of azz.
Fatty is a great story teller, and a jokester. Get along now dearie.

I wonder if we can crash the board with our ramblings Miss James?

Next question with no reference to Queen.

Is there a God?