Actually, they're in a locket around my neck. One would expect a fully grown human to be more substantial than that, but his frail, AIDS ravaged frame burned down nicely to fit into a Tiffany platinum and baby opal poppy head necklace.
Beat that.
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A toast Miss James to talking about nothing in particular.
Hic!
Hic!
Cheers, Sir Archie!
*sips*
*sips*
Miss James do I recall your sister is visiting England some time in the future?
Yes, that is correct, although her plans have changed a bit concerning the visit. She was going to go in May along with other college students, but because it was so expensive and because she wouldn't get to see a whole lot of England, she has decided to wait and go on her own. She'd rather go for a couple of weeks rather than just a week when she wouldn't get to see all that she wants to see.
It really makes no difference to me when she goes - I'm still hitching a ride in her suitcase. ;^)
It really makes no difference to me when she goes - I'm still hitching a ride in her suitcase. ;^)
Well I hope you will tell her to visit Bristol and check out CG's statue.
One can sit nearby and contemplate life...
One can sit nearby and contemplate life...
I will be sure to pass the message on. I think she likes CG, too...
OH MY GOD!!!!
So wait... Let me get this straight... Fatty DIDN'T see Freddie, And he really IS dead?! @_@
"So wait... Let me get this straight... Fatty DIDN'T see Freddie, And he really IS dead?! @_@ "
Shocked!!!!
Unless of course that was really him that I saw with "Ted" in Glasgow... (Freddie that is)
Shocked!!!!
Unless of course that was really him that I saw with "Ted" in Glasgow... (Freddie that is)
Well it's not far from Bath Miss James, a quite beautiful city.
A must see!
A must see!
I see - well, I will tell her that, too!
What part might you be from? (you don't have to answer that if you'd rather not!)
What part might you be from? (you don't have to answer that if you'd rather not!)
Morecambe in Lancashire Miss James, that's the north-west for the uneducated viewers out there.
Famous for Eric Morecambe, Albert Modley, Thora Hird, Victoria Wood, Flashman, Gail off Coronation Street, chinese cocklers and yours truly.
Was recently voted 8th in the 'crappest' places to live in Britain. Personally I think that is a disgrace. We should have been clear number one. We really worked hard for that award.
If I remember correctly the worst place to live was Bexhill-on-Sea which was described as (I think) 'full of old people with nothing to do but wait and die'. Charming.
Where abouts are you from?
(I really can't believe there have been no complaints about the amount of messages with no bearing on either the thread title or indeed Queen.)
Famous for Eric Morecambe, Albert Modley, Thora Hird, Victoria Wood, Flashman, Gail off Coronation Street, chinese cocklers and yours truly.
Was recently voted 8th in the 'crappest' places to live in Britain. Personally I think that is a disgrace. We should have been clear number one. We really worked hard for that award.
If I remember correctly the worst place to live was Bexhill-on-Sea which was described as (I think) 'full of old people with nothing to do but wait and die'. Charming.
Where abouts are you from?
(I really can't believe there have been no complaints about the amount of messages with no bearing on either the thread title or indeed Queen.)
'What part might you be from? (you don't have to answer that if you'd rather not!)'
That sounds rather sinister. You haven't got flying monkeys have you?
*searches for Yellow Pages and removal companies*
That sounds rather sinister. You haven't got flying monkeys have you?
*searches for Yellow Pages and removal companies*
That was a great story, and a amusing one at that, Nice one fatty :)