I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard.

The ashes are carefully stored inside a Beatle's album sleeve folded inside a pinball game.

Actually, they're in a locket around my neck. One would expect a fully grown human to be more substantial than that, but his frail, AIDS ravaged frame burned down nicely to fit into a Tiffany platinum and baby opal poppy head necklace.

Beat that.

A toast Miss James to talking about nothing in particular.

Hic!

Miss James do I recall your sister is visiting England some time in the future?

Well I hope you will tell her to visit Bristol and check out CG's statue.

One can sit nearby and contemplate life...

OH MY GOD!!!!

So wait... Let me get this straight... Fatty DIDN'T see Freddie, And he really IS dead?! @_@

"So wait... Let me get this straight... Fatty DIDN'T see Freddie, And he really IS dead?! @_@ "

Shocked!!!!

Unless of course that was really him that I saw with "Ted" in Glasgow... (Freddie that is)

Well it's not far from Bath Miss James, a quite beautiful city.

A must see!

Morecambe in Lancashire Miss James, that's the north-west for the uneducated viewers out there.

Famous for Eric Morecambe, Albert Modley, Thora Hird, Victoria Wood, Flashman, Gail off Coronation Street, chinese cocklers and yours truly.

Was recently voted 8th in the 'crappest' places to live in Britain. Personally I think that is a disgrace. We should have been clear number one. We really worked hard for that award.

If I remember correctly the worst place to live was Bexhill-on-Sea which was described as (I think) 'full of old people with nothing to do but wait and die'. Charming.

Where abouts are you from?

(I really can't believe there have been no complaints about the amount of messages with no bearing on either the thread title or indeed Queen.)

'What part might you be from? (you don't have to answer that if you'd rather not!)'

That sounds rather sinister. You haven't got flying monkeys have you?

*searches for Yellow Pages and removal companies*

'I will look quite ignorant in admitting this, but I the only people I recognize from that list is you and Flashman!'

I think most of the world would be in agreement with you.

'I'm actually just waiting for you to get bored of chatting about nothing with me - usually other people break before I do.'

A challenge eh?
Bagsy I get choice for rematch. Downing a pint in one within five seconds.

'...sorry for sounding somewhat psychotic earlier - I assure you I won't show up on your doorstep or do anything similar to that.'

When one is in the public eye, precautions must be taken.

I was beginning to wonder why this topic had gotten so long, and then I realized that it was very simple.

*decides not to mention the obvious flirting going on aroung here ;)*

Zeni - I can't possibly comment on the rest of the country but, for me, undertaking was great fun and am seriously considering going back into it. I miss helping people in their time of grief, making a difference.

I also miss the carnage.

LOL