This sounds a little complicated but it's good for a laugh. All you have to do is respond to the topic in a series of different styles of writing. There are ten styles of writing and once you get to the last one you start at the beginning again. Points can be awarded or taken away and once a week I will post the points table (If I can be arsed)
The ten styles of writing are as follows
POST ONE: BIBLICAL
Your post should be written as if it were a passage in the bible. Lot's of 'Yea Verilys', Untos' and 'Spaketh the Lords'
POST TWO: HILLBILLY
Your second post should be written as if you were Cletus the slack jawed local from the Simpsons. So it might include the words Pesky, Varmint and Hot Dang.
POST THREE: SUN JOURNALIST
Your third post should be in the style of a sensationalised news story and you should refer to yourself in the third person. Something along the lines of 'Overweight buffoon fatty, 35 is believed to be responsible for the sexual molestation of 11 farmyard animals etc etc...
POST FOUR: TED
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rantings of Ted, he is an ex-Queenzoner who wrote everything in caps and was a real nutter. A typical example of Ted's writing style might be 'YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE. THIS IS A FUCKING COP OUT. AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
POST FIVE: YE OLDE ENGLANDE
Your fifth post should be written as if you were living in 15th Century England and might sound like this. ' Prithee but I am of the opinion that the stout fellow who proclaims himself to be fatty is of unknown parentage and smells not unlike a Spaniard's cod piece.
POST SIX: KINDERGARTEN
Your sixth post should be written as if you were talking to a three year old. extra points will be given to those who sound really patronising.
POST SEVEN: CHAD HANGING
Your seventh post should be as long as you can possibly make it. Don't use one word when five will do and it might be handy to keep a thesaurus at hand.
POST EIGHT: STEPFORD FAN
No matter what the subject is, your eighth post should eventually get around to a Queen connection.
POST NINE: VIOLENT
No matter what you want to say in your ninth post, you have to get it across in the most aggressive way possible.
POST TEN: NORMAL
Your tenth post should be written in your normal style of writing. this is handy because it gives you a chance to get a point across or ask questions
So there you have it. It sounds a bit long winded to start with but when you get different people posting in different styles it gets really funny (especially if your stoned when you read it) and don't worry if someone posts out of style telling you that your a sad bastard taking part in such a childish game. you can slag them off as long as you do it in the style of writing your post number dictates.
And don't worry about keeping it up in other threads. it only counts in this one.
If anyone has any questions then feel free to ask. Just try to do it in a biblical style to strt with.
Off we go........
fatty
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
And so it came to pass that fatty who is called fatty did post an idea for a gloriously funny game and he did wait with breath abated for the first of what he did verily hope would be a million posts.
Amen
fatty.
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
Consarn it. You cotton pickin varmints sure are takin your sweet time.
fatty.
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
QUEENZONE GAME SET TO TAKE WORLD BY STORM
An amazing new game in which players are awarded points by writing messages in a pre-determined style was launched on the Queen fan site 'QUEENZONE'earlier today. The games creator Mr Fatty Arbuckle of Leith, Edinburgh chose to launch the game on a Queen message board because as he put it 'Queen fans are by far the most mentally unstable in the entire world.
Fatty came up with the idea for the game only last night after smoking something.
'I came up with the idea for the game after smoking something last night' said the obese twat but there already claims from fatty's friends that the game originated over a drunken conversation with an African guy in an Edinburgh public house.
'That's a fucking lie! added fatty 'It was my idea and I have already pitched it in a board game version to MB Games.
A spokesman for MB Games added 'We did recive a letter from fatty and we have instructed our lawyers to break his thumbs should he ever darken our door again.
fatty.
ilizarov · Member since
FATTY YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE. THIS POST WILL JUST ENCOURAGE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS AND OTHER WANKERS WHO ROB MY SHOP TO REPLY.
ilizarov · Member since
TEST FUCK
YourValentine · Member since
THIS IS A FUCKING COP OUT! A CONSPIRICY OF CHUD AND FATTY! THEY SEND THE RASTAFARIAN QUEEN FANS TO MY HOME THEY ALL LIVE ON WELFARE FROM MY TAX MONEY AND ROB MY SHOP! DARK MYUUTWO IS MY ONLY FIREND HERE FUCK IT!
ilizarov · Member since
...TEST FUCK
(While we are on the topic of ted, does anyone remember the audio file from TED about how him and his mates beat up a guy? It was many years ago but SOMEONE here must remember it....)
YourValentine · Member since
Why,universal plodding poisons up the nimble spirit in the arteries, as motion and long-during action tires the sinewy vigour of the traveller..
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
YOU FUCKERS NEED TO WAKE UP AND READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOUR FIRST POSTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BIBLICAL. THIS IS MY FOURTH FUCKIN POST SO I SHOULD SOUND LIKE TED BUT YOU FUCKERS SHOULD HAVE STARTED OFF ON THE BIBLICAL STUFF. IT'S JUST A FUCKING COP OUT.
FATTY.
P.S THANKS FOR PLAYING.
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
Gadzooks I neglected to explain the rules in a manner befitting such buffoons. Alas I fear I shall have to ponder until my tenth post to explain thine rules clearly.
fatty.
YourValentine · Member since
Try as hard as you can, you will never reach the beauty of Bohemian Rhapsody, the masterpiece of our dear departed Freddie. It's about him coming to terms with his sexuality and if you don't believe it you need to get a life and get laid pretty soon.
(sorry I am a foreign language user, I cannot dream of doing a "Chad")
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
All right children, let's go over this again. Now that I am in Kendergarten mode it might be a little clearer.
When you first reply to this thread you should do it like the people in the bible. Do you remeber the bible? That was the thing you weren't allowed to touch at the nativity play last Christmas.
Only and I can't be any clearer than this, Only when you get to your second post. Tht's the number after two. Only then can you write like a hillbilly. Then you go through the list one at a time until you get back to the bible again.
So no points for anyone so far.
fatty.
YourValentine · Member since
Screw your f***ng rules, we are not on QOL where we are told what we can post and what we can't. You are a SCUM BAG WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
