Jesus was not crucified

Ah...ooooooookay. Got it.

ABC, put the joint down, give me the gun, and back away from the vodka.

Now, everyone knows that Jesus died on a cross, while a chorus of creepy people laughed their heads off, and he screamed "I am thirsty!!!" about twenty times. (It's like, dammit, get him some water already.) And he died to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

If you don't get the joke, don't ask, I don't feel like explaining.

"And he died to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber."

What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening!

I'm sure Fatty knows the real whereabouts of said Messiah what with having tracked down that Freddie bloke and all.

Under Pressure - why should you want to know? ;)

If fatty knows the whereabouts of said Messiah, iI'm not so sure I want to know them.

Hey hey hehehe

This is only a legend it doesn't mean that's true :P

Still this is very interesting, it throws over to the many conspiracy theories that The Bible has.

"Bullshit!

Everybody knows that Jesus died crucified after being betrayed by Peter (not Judas) during the last supper"


Bullshit, Everybody knows Jesus didn't excist

"Bullshit, Everybody knows Jesus didn't excist"

Bullshit! He did excist!

Prove it.

I can't prove it that he did excist, but I highly believe in it. maybe I'll believe you when you prove that he didn't excist.

Check all the archeology that has gone on and you will not find a single shread of physical evidence that he ever existed.

I've heard that it's been proven that he excisted. this does not include evidence that he performed miracles offcourse. anyway, you're free to choose wether you want to belive in the whole story or not. let's leave it there. :) peace

Believe me, I am not knocking your belief's - I think Faith is down to the individual - notice I said Faith and not religion.

I know that there is a paper in existance that Pilate wrote about a local 'troublemaker' called Christus (Christ) but nothing to say that he was the Messiah, son of God, whatever you want to call him.

There is absolutely a God and in my house He is called Harley Davidson ;-)

Well I believe some of the stories in the bible, especially the stories about a fellow named Jesus.

But i don't believe he:

-performed miracles
-was the son of god
-came from heaven
-returned from the death

and so on

Let's just have a big fight.

Not me though. Bit of a cold snap, so the shrapnel's on the move again. Flaming shoulder!

If its true, you know what that means. Jesus has relatives somewhere out there!