Last night, several things:
1) "Governor Fletcher, that was the worst speech I've ever heard."
2) "Tell me, Governor Fletcher, if you really care about us so much, why do you keep cutting education funds?
3) "Governor Fletcher, now is not the time to be yipping about taxes."
4) "Governor Fletcher, I d0on't care about basketball, or Murray state, of U of L, or UK, just finish the frickin ceremony so that I can go home..."
5) "Alan, will you go out with me?"
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Is Governor Fletcher's first name Alan?
is Fletcher's hobby making Corny dogs :) :P
Funny. But Governor Fletcher's first name is Ernie. He's the new governor of Kentucky, and he's a moron.
When I used to work at the supermarket I called the customer a bitch. Not to her face though, but I didn't realize that her mother was listening to me.
Anyways this lady was screaming at this girl called Dana that I used to work with. Dana was just trying to help her pack her stuff in the best way possible, and she just kept telling her that she wasn't doing it the right way. Then I asked Dana why was that lady being such bitch to her. I didn't realize her mother was still behind me and she stormed out and call her daughter to confront me and then she went to complain to the manager.
Anyways, I don't regret calling her a bitch because she was indeed one. I didn't care if it got me fired though.
Anyways this lady was screaming at this girl called Dana that I used to work with. Dana was just trying to help her pack her stuff in the best way possible, and she just kept telling her that she wasn't doing it the right way. Then I asked Dana why was that lady being such bitch to her. I didn't realize her mother was still behind me and she stormed out and call her daughter to confront me and then she went to complain to the manager.
Anyways, I don't regret calling her a bitch because she was indeed one. I didn't care if it got me fired though.
have some fucking backbone would ya weiny
thats what i would say....
on tuesday
on weds it could be something totally different
thats what i would say....
on tuesday
on weds it could be something totally different
on weds it could be something totally different
eagerly awaits... :)
eagerly awaits... :)
"Miss James that was a bit rum you nearly swore!"
- I told you I slip up now and again, Sir Archie. ;^)
"You should have kicked him in the jaffas.
Tantamount to kiddie fiddling is that."
- Oh, believe me - I considered it!!
- I told you I slip up now and again, Sir Archie. ;^)
"You should have kicked him in the jaffas.
Tantamount to kiddie fiddling is that."
- Oh, believe me - I considered it!!
'When I used to work at the supermarket I called the customer a bitch.'
You only had one customer! What a great job!
Where can I apply for a life on easy street?
You only had one customer! What a great job!
Where can I apply for a life on easy street?
Try this one…
A friend of mine was telling me once that after a having a real bad day at work, he was standing at a bus stop waiting to go home when a drunk guy started to approach him.
“Who the f*ck are you looking at” my friend said.
“Oh its got you confused as well has it?” replied the drunk
For the first time in his life he was rendered speechless by a drunk!!
A friend of mine was telling me once that after a having a real bad day at work, he was standing at a bus stop waiting to go home when a drunk guy started to approach him.
“Who the f*ck are you looking at” my friend said.
“Oh its got you confused as well has it?” replied the drunk
For the first time in his life he was rendered speechless by a drunk!!