Things you wish you'd said but didn't have the gumption.

is Fletcher's hobby making Corny dogs :) :P

Funny. But Governor Fletcher's first name is Ernie. He's the new governor of Kentucky, and he's a moron.

When I used to work at the supermarket I called the customer a bitch. Not to her face though, but I didn't realize that her mother was listening to me.

Anyways this lady was screaming at this girl called Dana that I used to work with. Dana was just trying to help her pack her stuff in the best way possible, and she just kept telling her that she wasn't doing it the right way. Then I asked Dana why was that lady being such bitch to her. I didn't realize her mother was still behind me and she stormed out and call her daughter to confront me and then she went to complain to the manager.

Anyways, I don't regret calling her a bitch because she was indeed one. I didn't care if it got me fired though.

have some fucking backbone would ya weiny


thats what i would say....
on tuesday

on weds it could be something totally different

on weds it could be something totally different


eagerly awaits... :)

'When I used to work at the supermarket I called the customer a bitch.'

You only had one customer! What a great job!

Where can I apply for a life on easy street?

Try this one…

A friend of mine was telling me once that after a having a real bad day at work, he was standing at a bus stop waiting to go home when a drunk guy started to approach him.

“Who the f*ck are you looking at” my friend said.

“Oh its got you confused as well has it?” replied the drunk

For the first time in his life he was rendered speechless by a drunk!!