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As I mentioned it's my birthday Saturday and I will be turning 17. So I just thought it might be fun to post what you would give me if you were buying me a present and maybe what you would give someone else as well! Let me just say right now that I would give Flashman some plaid knee socks (with legs in them) lol!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
U
I would give you Scottish Heather, and some violin strings. Happy b.day early :)
Q
Oh thank you! You are smart - violin strings cost a lot!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
F
I will give you what every sane gal wants:-

X

Flashy's patented 'Kiss That Don't Miss'.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
Q
awwww!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
U
I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex.

And as an extra present, you get the cake that is inside the stove.

:p
M
"I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex."

i would do the same, i hate people that think about sex 24/7 *whistling*
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
U
Just don't look in the mirror, whatever you do, Mex...

;^)
D
"I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex.

And as an extra present, you get the cake that is inside the stove.

:p"

ROTFLMAO!!! Brilliant...
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
M
"Just don't look in the mirror, whatever you do, Mex..."

I've been avoiding that, i don't know why, but i tend to break them with my image....
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
Q
I promise I don't think about sex all the time! I also love cake and music (duh) and Scotland and lots of other things and the only reason you guys think I do is because all the peeps on queenzone are so perverted as to bring out the worst in me! *looks at MexQueen accusingly*

ps I would give you a steamer miss james lol
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
U
Oh, so you're completely innocent then? Sorry, but I think you've got enough power in ya to not let all those other perverted peeps make you think about sex all the time and bring the worst out of you.

And thanks for the steamer. ;^)
D
Hey Manda! How was work?

*hijack*
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
M
"*looks at MexQueen accusingly*"

oh, ok, blame everything at the handsome guy...
i've changed, really, well for now anyways
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
U
Nice and easy today - thanks for asking, Dan. :^)

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