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Glad to hear it! And, You're welcome!:D Did they compensate you yet? Because if not, My offer still stands.;)
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Well Happy Future Birthday then :D
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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My present would be a week of holyday in Italy.
Anything too stupid to be said... is sung.
Q
To Miss James: I did not say I am completely innocent, I just don't think about sex all the time. After all it is hard to always think about something you have never done or come close to doing! ...you're welcome. Steamers come in handy. You should buy one!

To MexQueenFM: Oh sure, you've reformed, I see. So have I! I hearby swear that I will not say the word "sex" on here for an entire week! Just to prove it!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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I know the perfect present for you...
A Franken-Furter blow up doll with enhanced genitalia.

P.S. What kind of "steamers" are you guys talking about? I hope it's not what I'm thinking.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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I understand what you're saying, Queenleaf. However I also recognize how you're using Queenzone as your outlet to talk about sex more often than not. But whatever, hope the cake tastes good. ;^)
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"To MexQueenFM: Oh sure, you've reformed, I see. So have I! I hearby swear that I will not say the word "sex" on here for an entire week! Just to prove it!"

Good! i wouldn't last a day....
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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What would the present be?? Hm, lets see....;)) Would a lazing on a sand beach on our beautiful Adriatic sea do? And all our guys from QZ could serve you, and Mex would probably volunteer to do a stiptease for you when ever you want:))
Give me a good guitar, and you can say that my hair's a disgrace, oh, just find me an open car - I'll make the speed of light out of this place...
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"aMex would probably volunteer to do a stiptease for you when ever you want:))"

best gift ever!!
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
L
Oh, don't be so self sattisfied, you old slag;)))
Give me a good guitar, and you can say that my hair's a disgrace, oh, just find me an open car - I'll make the speed of light out of this place...
M
"Oh, don't be so self sattisfied, you old slag;)))"

I'm just being honest :)
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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nice, little_queenie! :) I'm sorry if I talk about the s word too much but hey I can't talk about it at home I mean come on I have no siblings or friends that come to my house and you really don't expect me to mention it to my parents :)
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist