You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer.

I was having luncheon at the Reform Club the other day when somebody put it to me that if you were to throw a dinner party which six people would you invite. Considering the people still have to be alive that ruled out Audrey Hepburn and old Boney. Anyway after little thought my six guests would be:

Billy Connelly - you need a joker, however I would have to limit his language on account of my next guest.
Miss James - she could regale guests with her 'children conversations' and Rocky Horror anecdotes.
Baroness Thatcher - political chat and Blair bashing.
Dustin Hoffman - he must have some titbits to tell and I could practice my 'Rain Man' impression on him.
Jeremy Clarkson - there would be a ban on car talk but I'm sure he could wind Mrs T up
Audrey Tautou - someone to practise my French on.

I suppose I should have a chef or a sports person in there but I can't be arsed. Ivan Lendl and that Worrel Thompson bloke can come next week!

If you can be bothered who would you invite?

Well let's see... I'm not really a fan of that many people, So, some of the six may be faked.

My brother Shane - If there's any Buffy/Angel fans there, He'll fit in just fine. He can be good company as well.
Miss James - She's my best bud, And she's funny as hell! She'd have to be there!
Janet - She's Funny as hell also! As long as we give her plenty of gummis, I think she'd keep up the comedy.
Billy Joel - To sing/play piano. Also funny as hell.
Brian May - To play guitar. In the all-star band ;)
Liberty De Vito - To play the drums. They'd make quite a neat band. ;)

So there you have it, That's my list. Though, I think they'd be the ONLY people there. Well, Aside from me anyhow.

For my amusement:

hunter thompson
homer simpson
oliver stone
dennis hopper
christopher hitchens
michael palin

or for undertable manipulation:

Denise Richards
Jerry Ryan
Jolene Blalock
Natasha Kinski
Christina Ricci
Helen Slater

and the dinner guests from your nightmares:

the pope
mel gibson
ben elton
ann coulter
tony slattery
gary bushell

hmmm...
My Boyfriend- because he's the most special person in the world to me.
Gackt- because he makes absolutely no sense and is gorgeous, and it would also be nice to have someone so charming to speak japanese with.
My Best Friend C2- She's my best friend and I love her to death so why not?
Mana of Malice Mizer- Because the dinner party needs general weirdness
Takashi Murakami- To discuss art and fashion with
I feel tempted to say David Beckham for my sixth guest but no, Im gonna settle with my mom because shes much more special than david beckham...but then she probably wouldnt enjoy dinner because of all the random japaneseness going on

Takashi Murakami... how great were those rainbow Louis Vuitton bags that he collaborated on? God, I LOVE those! :-)

I love the EYes LOVE YOU and the Sakura ones... I have a pink sakura bag with matching wallet...cherish it to deaht i tell you... mmhmm. I also have a belt... wear it every single day.
I however admire his artwork more than his fashion collaborations, seeing as the SFMOMA has a big Murakami collection its amazing to go up and see one of your artistic idols work just there... phenomenal.

Oh wow... I've never seen his artwork before. Is there perhaps a website I could look at to view some of it?

It's awful though how all over my school there are imitations of the Murakami's that people got on Canal Street.

http://www.jca-online.com/murakami.html
http://www.takashimurakami.com/
the first one is an interview with some photos of his work in it and the second is just rather good all around XD

It is awful, I see people and they walk up to me asking me if its real (because Im only 16...XD and not famous) and Im like, "LOok at the serial number, honey." and uggh, I cringe whenever i see a bad fake out there...
Heh, guess that makes me a snot.

Trust me you're not a snot-- I got my first LV at 16 and acquired another one this past Hannukah. I think I'm unintentionally bratty because here, especially, I make mean comments when I don't mean it then feel really bad about a day later.

It's a bad process, really! But I'll definitely go check out those websites!

hmm I make plenty of mean comments too.. but I think thats because I cant help being bitchy... and my mom lets me know it too XD "You're so mean! No wonder people dont like you! Why Don't you ever smile? You always scowl..." XD
Hmmm, its not bitchy, its called being highly irritable and having high standards. XD

Bill Wyman
Elvis Costello
Seth MacFarlane
Zach Braff
John C. McGinley
Dustin Hoffman
Bill Clinton
Mandy Moore (she'd be my date / girlfriend)
iGSM
Charles Baer, so that we can throw custard pies at him until he passes out from custard inhalation, then throw him into the decorative pond next door.

Aw, thanks for the invite, Sir Archie. I return the gesture by inviting your refined self to my dinner party - we can discuss things all CG. ;^)

As for the other invites:

Corthon (you funny, too ;^))
Molly Wally & Janet
Lore
Bob
Paulie
Gwen Stefani (and Mr. Kanal...mmm)
Christopher Guest

Now I must make up what to serve...

If I'm invited, You'd bette make a lot. *is reeeeeeeeeally hungry right now* ;)

Bizarro iGSM-- you're lucky that Mandy broke up with Andy Roddick so you can really go to the dinner with her!

And not to be late to the party, so to say, but who is Charles Baer, why do we hate him and yes, I am prepared for sarcastic comments haha :)

Here is an example of Chuck's handy work:
http://www.queenzone.com/queen/forum/topic_view.asp?Q_FORUM_ID=3&Q_FORUM_NAME=Personal&Q_FORUM_TOPIC_ID=341249&TOPIC_SUBJECT=I+am+god

THIS is why we don't much care for him. ;)