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1. KFC
2. Letha; Injection

3. LOL NO WAY!

4. Go and spend time with ppl that mean a lot to me
5. Who wouldn't

6. That'd be a problem 'cause I haven't seen it,you take my breath away?

7. Dunno
8. Take him with me
9. who?
10. Life on other planets

11. err... NO!
12. when my Great Grandad was alive
13. Invisibilty

14. If they dont I will
15. I'd keep it

16. To take me to all the best shopping markets
17.B. Deafness


18. Just my teeth will be fine
19. C. Swimming with sharks

20. They know who they are
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?

Caramelised kumquats, French absinthe and lime sorbet. I'm a sugar person. Also a vegan.

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection

Beheading- instantaneous if it's done properly, all the other methods are barbaric. On the other hand, lethal injection does leave a nicer cadavre.

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

Yeah. If I had artistic control (which doesn't mean Iwouldn't show it all ;))

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

Tell ***** how I feel about him, email Brian without wondering how idiotic I'd sound, get all of my dream piercings, go to London, snort coke off Talulah Bankhead's grave.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

sure, but how good can it be if it's "neither addictive or harmful"?

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

The Fairy Feller's Master Stroke, or possibly the Prophet's song. Something totally uncommercial and beautiful.

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

taste buds. i think...

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?

After a few years maybe.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?

Kick his arse and call him a wee fanny, then leave.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?

B

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

sure :)

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

HARD! Oh god. Either to see Queen, GNR, Jeff Buckley or the Manics in their glory days, and preferably more than one.

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty

A

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

It would depend on how I was implicated- basically how likely I was to be nicked and what I faced if I was.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

Nick a few brownies and give it back. And get him to sign my collection.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

End to world poverty.

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

C

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

Knives.

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks

Mmmmmmm... C is coolest, B is safest, A has the best scenery. I'll go for a.

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

Fatty, defina
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"(Seriously fatty..there is NO WAY you could disappoint me...afterall, consider that I saw Bob The Shrek, and I actually let him sleep under my roof! ;-))"


Careful Juanetto - I haven't sent the confectionary parcel yet!
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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You wouldn't hold out on me with the candy.......would you?

:-O
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1. My mom's homemade Mexican food or some sushi
2. Lethal Injection
3. Probably not, I'd need more than 1 million
4. Spend time with the people I love the most
5. If I had a reason to I suppose so
6. Long Away or March Of The Black Queen
7. sex drive
8. Probably
9. Haha good question, play the staring game :-)
10. Is There a god?
11. Depends on the person
12. Some time during the 70s hanging out with some bands i think are noteable
13. ability to fly
14. If it was someone I knew and was really close to, I probably would
15. return it with hoping to meet brian and sneak abour 1/4th of the cash and say thats how I found his wallet.
16. Win the biggest lottery ever
17. the use of my legs
18. hmmm, knives i guess
19. Free fall
20. I don't know, theres a lot of them
"I feel that when I'm old, I'll look at you & know the world was beautiful..."
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1. Shrimp scampi, watermelon, and an Eskimo Pie.

2. C. Not the cleanest way, but certainly the fastest. Once you're dead, you don't care.

3. I would like to say that I wouldn't, for the sake of that integrity jazz, but if it really happened I probably would.

4. Visit every theme park I could get into for a good price.

5. Hell no. The injection does not appeal to me.

6. I would perform These are the Days of Our Lives.

7. Sex drive. I couldn't live without the taste of chocolate.

8. Why be rescued? If it's an island, there will be fish there. I like fish.

9. Leave.

10. A.

11. Why not?

12. The week containing 4/5/94. I could save the world an awful lot of trouble. I could also save the world from Puddle of Mudd.

13. B and D.

14. No. I would probably not figure it out.

15. Return it. Why would I pass up that chance?

16. The old standard of "peace on earth" always works, but I'd probably wish to win State Governor's Cup next year.

17. A.

18. Tomatoes.

19. C.

20. Sara (FreddiesGhettoTrench), Dan (MrJingles79) or Savannah (CatGurl14). All three are all-around awesome people and in the case of Savannah, I want to play her in Quick Recall :)
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?

Vodka slush puppy

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection

Lethal injection

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

Yes, as long as it wasn't a cold studio.

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

Six day bender somewhere hot then on the seventh day, Jo Blythe, Sarah Louise out of Corrie and Audrey Tautou would get their comeupance!!

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

Indeed

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

Good Old Fashioned Lover-Boy

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

taste buds

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?

No, I'm there for keeps.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?

Rearrange his face furniture.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?

A

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

A million quid for a bit of pump, pump, squirt? Too right.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

I would tell the late John Smith to get himself to hospital in May 1994 so he could possibly survive his heart attack and lead his party to another election defeat.

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty

D. Oh my 'Morrison's bird' wouldn't know what groped her.

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

No, they do right.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

Return it

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

Happiness for all.

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

What?

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

Spitfire

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks

A

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

Hunny Bunny - she swallows.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal? bottle of vodka--why eat? just gonna poop it out..

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

yup- i can compromise my principles for a mil... i work for a non profit for christ sake!

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.--

become a male whore and sexual deviant

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

damnit.. yea i would try it

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

She Bangs by William Hung

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.--

taste buds... gotta have the other....

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?

nah

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
ignore him as he really is not worth my time or effort

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?--

last time i did that minus the mil of course we greated life..... after that experience... hell no... but then again for another mil(since i just got a mil for posing nude) ... i might

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

china..ming dynasty era

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police? yea

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

since the latter is already happened many times-- he certainly would get the wallet back--

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

cure for AIDS

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?

B. Deafness

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

AK47

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

zoners are like Lays potato chips-- you just cant pick one.... there are many i would want to meet --the why is because i want to
i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?

ONION BHAJEE, CHICKEN KORMA, POPADOMS, NAAN BREAD, ICE CREAM, AND A BOTTLE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PLONK AVAILABLE.

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.

C. Firing Squad. Just like Bryan Brown.

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

AGAIN? I SUPPOSE SO...

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

PLAYING WITH MY KID.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

YEP.

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

THE "I'VE GOT TWO LEGS" SONG BY MONTY PYTHON

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

TASTE BUDS

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?

YES. I WOULD MISS THE FOOTIE.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?

LAUGH MY BALLS OFF AT HOW WE SUCKERED HIM WITH OUR "SONGS"

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?

A. Is there a God?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

PROBABLY.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

EITHER JERUSALEM ABOUT 2000 YEARS AGO, PICK UP SOME SOUVENIRS, OR THE UK IN 1940. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO STRAFFE SOME GERMAN TRAINS IN A SPITFIRE.

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.

A. Abilty to fly

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

NOPE.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

KEEP THE LOT.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

A TIME MACHINE.

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?

B. Deafness

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

A HEDGEHOG ON A STICK.

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?

A Freefall parachute jump. I've already done some static line jumps but I never did nealy enough to qualify for freefall.

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

Was gordondoburstingfoam ever a zoner or was he only on QueenRocker?. What a piece of work that man was. Failing that, Fatty of course. Because he cracks me most considerable up. Or Brandon, becasue he's a good egg, and there aren't too many of those around anymore.
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
Something soft and warm... like porridge

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
Lethal injection

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
Yes

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Live normally

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Yes

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Dreamer's Ball... Suits my vocal range

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Taste buds

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
No

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
Walk away

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
A.. (Although I really want to know C)

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Yes

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Ancient Rome (with Caesar :D)

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty
D probably

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Will ask why first and decide

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Return - meeting Brian is worth more than 1000 pounds

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
... urm, world peace?

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs
B

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Poison?

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks
A

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
Many... especially: Charles Baer (to make sure if he is as paranormal as appears), Sebastian (because I admire both his website and posts), Sonja (as far as my memory serves... she seems a great collector!), Bullwinkle (because he seems very nice), Dan Corson (ditto), fatty (ditto, and I totally agree with his political view if there be one), rhapsody_87 (almost same as my age, seems a great person)... and so on.
Goodbye April lady, It's been good to have you around - Goodbye April lady, You've done a lot for the folks in this town...
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?

>A large bowl of piping hot soup to chuck over my captors and make good my escape.

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection

>Gas Chamber - best chance of escape.

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

>I would have to turn him down. Again.

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

>Move to Mars.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

>No. I would request they attempt a similar thing with crack cocaine.

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

>Prophet's Song. It would be truly awful, though.

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

>Taste buds. It would improve cunnilingus no end.

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?

>Attempt an escape. I would soon be itching for fresh meat.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?

>Pick his pockets. Call him 'fatso' or something else equally humorous.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?

>B. And are they easily fleeced?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the opposite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

>Certainly not. My exit wound is for my pleasure only.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

>The past is for suckers.

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty

>A. Mind you, when there's trouble afoot I'm halfway there already.

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

>Depends on the size of the bounty. Fifty quid or more will do me.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

>Blow the lot on the horses. You'd be daft not to.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

>Chocolate Hob-Nob. So more-ish.

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

>B. I always fake it anyway when the taxman's about.

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

> Feather dusters.

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachute jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks

C. Swimming with sharks. I would take a harpoon.

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

> Banquo seems like a good sort. But it's his round.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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At the time of writing, 22 people have taken part in answering a series of hypothetical questions. It would be nice to think that I had asked these questions with some sort of scientific experiment in mind but the truth is I made them up as I went along.
That said, the results have proved rather interesting and here is what we have learned so far.

The average Queenzoner, if under sentence of Death would opt for Italian food for their last meal. Let's think about this for a second or two....Nope, I don't understand either. It appears that the fear and uncertainty of being killed by the state brings on a desire for Italian food.
Mexican food came second followed by Chinese, Steaks, Scottish food and seafood in third place. There were also requests for old favourites like KFC and good old home cooking. The one choice that surprised me was Spiderleg Synthia's. Ok so your a vegan but if it's your last meal why not enjoy yourself and get your teeth into something with legs.
Archie and Iron Eagle went for the smart option of getting pissed out of their skulls on vodka before they snuffed it and a special mention has to go to Flashman for his fool-proof plan of using soup as a weapon with which to make a daring escape.

When it comes to choosing the manner of their own execution, Queenzoners tend to go for the firing squad or lethal injection. The more traditional Zoners opted for Beheading and hanging with two votes each. Again a special mention has to go to Flashman who after a failed escape attempt involving a piping hot bowl of chicken noodle soup, elected to go to his death in the gas chamber.

Of the 22 Zoners who took part, 14 would pose nude for Playboy/Playgirl. Of those 14 Zoners I can safely say that at least 3 of them (myself included) would be more suited to 'Barnyard Lust Monthly' and would think themselves lucky to be paid the equivilant of the bus-fare home.

Should a meteor ever find itself hurtling towards our little green planet, it will interupt the frantic sexual behaviour of at least seven Zoners. Two Zoners would be too out of their nuts on drugs to notice and the rest would be spending their final days with their families and friends. I on the other hand would be standing with a small lightbulb above my head at the moment of impact and assuming Flashman overpowered the guards at NASA with cans of soup, he stole a spaceship and watched the whole thing from the safety of Mars.

It was split right down the middle when it came to experimenting with a perfectly safe form of heroine. Of the eleven who declined to get off their tits on this remarkable new drug, one of them would however try a safe form of crack cocaine. We can only assume the drug would have to be in the form of soup.

Had the average Queenzoner been invited to perform at Freddie's Tribute Concert at Wembley Stadium in 1992, they would have chosen any of a great number of songs including two that were neither performed by Queen or for that matter even been composed in 1992. If anyone else has the time or inclanation to study these results in greater detail, then they should feel free to do so.

Faced with the terrible choice of having to lose one's sex drive or taste buds, a staggering 16 Zoners are still under the misguided impression that sex is more important than the taste of soup. Dan on the other hand didn't care.

14 Zoners out of 22 who found themselves stranded on a remote tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the guy/gal of their dreams would like to be left alone thank you very much.

The prospect of being left alone in a windowless room with Jake Britt prompted a series of varied emotions ranging from a hard stare to frenzied murder. Other Zoners had no idea who the little fuckwit was which begs the question of why I used him instead of Charles Baer.

14 Zoners would like to know if there is life on other planets, 7 would like to know if God exists and no bugger cares what happened to poor o
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Of the 22 Zoners who took part, 14 would pose nude for Playboy/Playgirl. Of those 14 Zoners I can safely say that at least 3 of them (myself included) would be more suited to 'Barnyard Lust Monthly' and would think themselves lucky to be paid the equivilant of the bus-fare home.[/QUOTE]

And who would those be, fatty dear?

Personally, I think your mug would be well suited to the cover of Voo Doo Magazine. If you don't know what that is (and I know very well that you don't) I'm not going to tell you.
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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Too late to be included into the average, but whatever:

My last meal if I was on Death Row, would be beef accompanied by a baked potatoe (in this I expect sour-cream and butter, thank you very much), my father's onion sauce and, finally, corncobs with butter, salt and pepper. Yum.

If I was to die (I obviously was, since I found myself on Death Row) I'd choose the Lethal Injection.

Regardless of my appearance, I would pose for Playboy for 1 million. Those magazines usually use tonns of makeup and computer-manipulation to get their results, so they'd fix me up nicely and I'd be rich.

If a meteor was on it's way to earth, I'd split my last week in two. First part would be used to kiss the guy in my class whom I find goodlooking, party with my friends, have sex with a total stranger, and tell most of my friends and family that I do love them. Then I'd travel to Romania and spend my remaning days with my boyfriend. I have a feeling he'd do some of the same, only including more sex.

I'd try the heroine which doesn't affect my health nor is addictive.

If I got a 5 minute spot on Freddie's Tribute Concert, I'd get too scared to sing and instead hold a touching speach.

Taste buds or sex drive? Ow, that's one difficult question. On one hand no more enjoying sex, on the other no more enjoying chocolate. Well, OK. The taste buds would have to go.

I'd escape an stranded Tropical island even if I had fresh water, food and shelter, AND the man of my dreams. Because really, I grew up in a modern world and have modern needs. Like a computer, a washing-machine, a fridge, a warm bed, makeup and a social life. The man of my dreams would of course be kidnapped and dragged with me home.

If I was to spend half an hour in a locked room with Jake Britt, I'd try to get a normal conversation going. If I found that impossible, I'd retreat to a corner and stay there for the remaining time.

Is there intelligent life on another planet?

For one million I would have sex with another girl. Though only if she had been tested for STDs.

If I got one week in the past, I'd go back to the autumn holiday and do things a bit differently.

I want the super power called invisibility.

I don't know if I'd tell the police if my mother or father committed a murder. Depends on the situation which led to it.

I'd take the money in Brian May's wallet, then return the wallet itself to Brian and say I found it with nothing in. Then I'd ask nicely for his autograph.

If a genie granted me one wish, I'd wish for all of Earth's problems to be solved. If that's a too big task for the little genie, or if (as I suspect) it would lead to all humans death (WE are Earth's problem, after all) I think I'd make a turnabout and ask him to give me an incredible sum of money. I mean, A LOT. Then I'd give bunches to different organisations and try to fix a bit here and there (and of course live a very good life).

I'd choose the use of my legs if I had to choose a disability. I'm scared of blindness, and deafness would mean no more music, no more talking to my friends, no more interacting in social life. The use of my legs...Well, I can still be moved around in a wheelchair and have some fun, I guess.

In a duel to death I'd choose guns as to make it end fast.

Freefall parachute jump. Wheeee! This I want to do anyway!

Among QueenZoners, I'd like to meet Bogdan again (and I will). If I have to choose someone other than him, I'm not quite sure who it will be.
If God intended us to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal? mc donalds or some mexican food

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.

F. Lethal Injection

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?no

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.commit suicide

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?yes


7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds. the drive

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued? attempt escape

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?

C. Who really shot JFK?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept? no

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go? atlantis

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D.Invisibilty

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police? yes

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian. return it

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for? world peace

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?

B. Deafness


18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)gun

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?

C. Swimming with sharks

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
dont know