Voo Doo Magazine? Does this have anything to do with pidgeons?
Ok here's what happened. My missus sent me for a turkey and I spent the money on smack. Bt the time I came round again it was Christmas morning and I couldn't bear to see the kids faces when they realised there would be no Christmas dinner. So I shimmies up the drainpipe and.....
Oh hang on. This has nothing to do with pidgeons. does it?
Hurumph.....Forget what I just said.
I'll just assume that Voo Doo Magazine is a periodical for people with a fetish for fat, balding Scotsmen.
fatty.
The Real Wizard · Member since
Punctuality was never my forte, so here's one for the curtain call.
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
A damn good woman.
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
F. Just get it bloody well over with, so I can permanently dream about that last meal I had.
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
Hell yeah.
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
I'd jump to question 16 of this quiz, and wish that the meteor would redirect elsewhere.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Nope, but I'd be sure to give my share to Flashy.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Provided that my set could be extended to 7 minutes, It's Late.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Taste buds... no contest.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Maybe after a couple years of bliss I'd want to return to reality.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
I've always wanted to pretend to be a conservative Christian, and try to convert someone. A golden opportunity this would be.
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
C. Some truth involving the CIA would be step 1 of true justice involving the USA and its long list of wrong-doings throughout history.
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Nah, cuz I'd already have Hugh Hefner's million.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Back into the womb. I've always wondered what it's like in there.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty
A. Think of how much I'd save on petrol!
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Depends on who they killed. If they killed Dubya, I'd tell them to keep going while they were on a roll.
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Definitely return it, provided that I haven't already spent that first million.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
Already used this one for question 4. But if these are completely individual questions, then I'd wish for all human rights violations to cease.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs
I'd have to see the world, and be able to hear, because music is a huge part of my life. As long as my genitals could still function, then C it is.
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Words. If we could communicate properly about our differences, we could co
iGSM · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
- Tortellini Montenara, Quatro Gusti and a Veal Parmigana the size of Texas!
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
- Gas Chamber
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
- Yeah, one million pound is about 3 million Aussie dollars.
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
- Find some 1 trillion SPFC sun screen.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
- Certainly.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
- Tenement Funster with Roger on the SAXAPHONE! Uh, ignore that.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
- Sex drive.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
- Yes. Just like Colonel Hogan.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
- Write his autobiography.
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
- A
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
- Yep, 6 million dollars would come in handy.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
- To England, 1970. And thrash Freddie into being heterosexual. Then cut Brians hair while he's asleep.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D. Invisibilty
- B
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Well, my father is the police so..yeah.
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
I'd take 500 pound and give it back to him saying that nasty Roger Taylor must have taken it.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
- Jimi Hendrix-like guitar playing abilities. Unless it's the Djini from Wishmaster.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs
- Blindness. I couldn't live with out my hearing.
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
- HATS OF DEATH!
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks
- Swimming with da sharks.
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
- Lester Burnham...the QZ'er, not Kevin Spacey.
Taylor-Mayed · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
Tricky one this. Probably a big box of Jaffa Cakes.
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
F. Lethal Injection
Seems least unpleasant to me.
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
No.
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Unexcitingly, I cannot thing of anything particularly daring or outrageous that I would really want to do, even under those circumstances. How sad is that?
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
No. 'Cos I'm very cautious.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
One with no lyrics... Is there one? I don't remember. There must be, somewhere. Anyway, then I could just stand there and not embarrass myself by attempting to sing.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Sex drive.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Yes, because it would become very boring very quickly, and there are things in the outside world I could absolutely never do without.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
LOL! I don't think I could stand half an hour with that pillock under any circumstances.
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
No.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Hmmmmm, so many choices... Probably October 1966 though, as long as I could take a 405-line compatible VHS back with me and tape "The Tenth Planet" episode four off the TV.
The excitement really never ends with me, does it?
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D.Invisibilty
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Yes.
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
I'd probably return it.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
The 108 missing episodes of "Doctor Who". Then I could use my time travel hypothetical on something more exciting!
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
C. The use of your legs.
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same).
Cucumbers.
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
B. Bungee jump
...although I'd rather not.
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
fatty, because he seems like a laugh.
pma · Member since
1. If I were on death row, I'd hardly
care if I die with a full or empty stomach.
Pizza with pepperoni, garlic, if I'd be forced to eat...
2. Lethal Injection (although beheading sounds kinda fun, the thought of my head in someones hand is just wonderful)
3. Absolutely.
4. Loot, rape, pillage, kill, destroy. I'm
sure the rest would be in on this chaos and
panic anyway.
5. Perhaps
6. I'd pray for the 5 minutes, for the devil to have mercy
on the soul of this poor irresponsible
disgusting homosexual.
7. Sex drive
8. I'd probably take my time on the island, before
attempting to get out of there properly.
9. I'd try my best to leave the room...
10. B
11. Depends on the person.
12. Nothing springs to mind.
13. Ability to fly.
14. Yes, unless they killed someone
I was planning to kill in the near future.
15. Keep the money. He has enough of it.
16. Probably for a lot of money.
17. Legs
18. Two large lollipops
19. Bungee jump
20. I'd hate to break the negative/positive illusions of the people who know me online. So nobody.
rhapsody__87 · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
Spaghetti & Meatballs-- my favorite!
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
F. Lethal Injection
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
No because I have class. ;)
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Shop my ass off.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Suuuure why not.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Uh, well considering I can't sing for ANYTHING I'd just be standing on the sidelines cheering people on. But I'd hum 'It's Late' because it's such a good song. And I just listened to it and it's in my head.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Um... sex drive? Taste buds? I don't KNOW.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
I'd try to be rescued because eventually I'd get sick of the man of my dreams and want a new one.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
Who?
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Nooo...
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Any Queen concert in the 70's or 80's.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D.Invisibilty
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Ah... yeah sure why not. I'd feel guilty about being the only one knowing about it!
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Return it so I can meet Brian and bombard him with many questions and demand a reward, dammit!
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
A cure for AIDS, just like a few other people.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
C. The use of your legs
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
High heeled stiletto boots... they hurt when you get stepped on!!
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
B. Bungee jump
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
It's unanimous-- Fatty! And everyone else, but I'd just laugh at Fatty's jokes and made-up Freddie stories!
Mayboy · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
EASY QUESTION FOR ME A NICE ROAST DINNER
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
BEHEADING I THINK IVE NOTHING ELSE ITS QUICKER THAN THE OTHERS LOL
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
UMM IM NOT SURE, IM USED TO SAYING NO WHEN ANSWERING THINGS LIKE THIS BUT MY MATES WOULD SAY I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY, BUT NAH
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
I WOULD GO OUT AND JUST LIVE IT UP FOR THAT WEEK WITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW, AND TRY AND FIT IN ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO IN LIFE
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
THATS A QUESTION THAT MAKES U THINK LOL, I DONT KNOW TO BE HONEST BUT CURIOSITY MIGHT TURN ME TO TRY IT
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
UMMM PROBABLY U TAKE MY BREATH AWAY, ONE OF MY FAVOURITE QUEEN SONGS AND FITTING I THINK
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
MY SEX DRIVE, NOTHING WOULD DARE GET IN THE WAY OF ME ENJOYING MY ROAST DINNER ON A SUNDAY
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
I THINK I WOULD YEAH, I MEAN THE PERSONS COMPANY (WHOEVER IT IS) WOULD FADE IN TIME
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
UMMM ILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO THAT ONE
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
IS THERE A GOD?
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
DEPENDS HOW HARD UP I WAS AT THE TIME LOL, BUT PROBABLY WOULDNT
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
EASY QUESTION IN THE WORLD FOR ME, 1986, 12TH or 11TH IN NOT FUSSY ;) TO WATCH QUEEN LIVE AND FULFILL MY DREAM
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty
A. ABILITY TO FLY, ALWAYS WANTED TO AND HAVE HAD MANY DREAMS ABOUT IT
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN MAKING PPL PAY FOR THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT, WHETHER THEY ARE FAMILY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
RETURN SOME OF IT, JUST TO MEET HIM ;)
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
TO SEE QUEEN LIVE ANYWHERE ANY CONCERT
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs
I CHOOSE DEAFNESS, THE OTHERS I DONT THINK I COULD BARE
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
WATER PISTOLS ;)
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
Wreckage · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
A plate of Lasagne. Made by mother. Cause its good.
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
Beheading, just because I'm curious as to how long humans can survive after head has been seperated from body (y'know, Mary Antoinette's severed bonce apparently showed signs of life for a few seconds)
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
Yes, so long as the studio and photoshop people could 'make me beautiful'
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Visit all of the places that I'd like to go to but have not been to yet.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
No, becuase it would still be quite expensive and you'd still probably get high'low'stoned/whatever it is for a long while - I have better things to do with my time and money.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Lap of the gods, as the lyrics are none too complicated.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Sex drive, as losing it would not make a jot of difference to my current lifestyle.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Yes, so long as I could take dreamgirl along with me. Even if not I'd probably go - not a lot to do on a desert island (and I include 'doing' one's compainion in that too)
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
I don't know much about the guy - I was not actively posting at the time he was terrorising this board.
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
A. Just so I know for sure whehter I ought to be going to church.
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Yes.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Go back to the week leading up to when (insert name of hated individual here) and give thier parents lots of super strength Durex. And to be doubly sure, castrate the father - its for the greater good.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty
Ability to fly. D is tempting but I'd end up using it for devious purposes
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Yes
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Yes. Guilt trumps bank balnce every time
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
For the people I know who are suffering physically and mentally to be cured of thier ailment. Hey, I may whinge a lot, but at least I have my health.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs
Deafness.
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death,
Mr.Jingles · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
R/ HAWAIIAN PIZZA
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
R/ F. LETHAL INJECTION
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
R/ YES, BUT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE NO GIRL ON EARTH WOULD LIKE YOU SEE MY GUT HANGING OUT. NOT TO MENTION THAT I'M NOT EXACTLY "BIG" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
R/ SPEND TIME IT WITH MY MY GIRLFRIEND
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
R/ NOPE
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
R/ SAIL AWAY SWEET SISTER
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
R/ SEX DRIVE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
R/ I PROBABLY WILL AFETR QUITE A WHILE
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
R/ SHAVE HIS PUBES WITH HIS BOLENS LAWNMOWER
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
R/ A. IS THERE A GOD
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
R/ A. IF THE GUYS WAS GOOD LOOKING, AND HE COULD DRESS UP AND MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE A HOT CHICK, MAYBE.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
R/ Go back to the 70s and go backstage at a Queen concert with a huge box full of condoms. I'd give them to Freddie Mercury and tell him... YOU BETTER FUCKIN USE THEM
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D. INVISIBILITY
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
R/ YES
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
R/ I'D RETURN IT, MEETING BRIAN MAY IN PERSON IS PRICELESS.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
R/ WORLD PEACE... YES, SUCH A HIPPIE WISH, BUT I REALLY WANT THAT.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
B. DEAFNESS
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
R/ PILLOWS
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. FREEFALL PARACHUTE JUMP
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
R/ MY GREAT FRIEND MANDY (GEEKS), AND PROBABLY ALSO FATTY AND MEXQUEENFM
geeksandgeeks · Member since
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Voo Doo Magazine? Does this have anything to do with pidgeons?
Ok here's what happened. My missus sent me for a turkey and I spent the money on smack. Bt the time I came round again it was Christmas morning and I couldn't bear to see the kids faces when they realised there would be no Christmas dinner. So I shimmies up the drainpipe and.....
Oh hang on. This has nothing to do with pidgeons. does it?
Hurumph.....Forget what I just said.
I'll just assume that Voo Doo Magazine is a periodical for people with a fetish for fat, balding Scotsmen.
fatty.[/QUOTE]
Actually, it's a (sometimes rather raunchy) satrie magazine written by nerds. Not that I'm implying anything on you, of course. *sweet smile*
chancelloramethyst · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
A whole pile of greasy, fatty forbidden foods that I can't eat much of now. And a whole lot of chocolate
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
I dont like ropes, I don't like axes, I'm afraid of guns, (or rather, the bullets in them) I've been electrocuted and it wasn't pleasent, gas would choke and smell and I hate needles. I'll have to go with surprise me.
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
I need the money.
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Meet Roger! And Brian, of course. Prolly do all those things that one wants to and never gets to,
though quite honestly I'd prolly sleep being too lazy to really get to it!
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Nah, pass the reall stuff! (LOL)
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
"Stairway to Heaven." It'd extend my set and annoy Bri & Rog-cakes
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
What a choice... taste buds. Dieting would certainly be easier.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Well, as lovely as eternity with Brian sounds, I'm sure I'd get pissed off sooner or later and try to get away from his save the whales and rhapsody on the stars!
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
I don't know, is he hot?
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
Don't care if there is a god or intelligent life as it doesn't affect me--but I like trivia so I'll say C
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
As long as I'm on top.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
I'd go to that wild party Freddie threw--the one with the hookers and dwarves and DoRo's creative filming habits and ALL of Queen!
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty
As fun as it would be to look at (and under) people's knickers I might have to look at other under ickies, so I'll go with Ability to fly. Freedom is always a goal
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Faster than you can say I Shot the Sheriff
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Well, I've met Brian a few times in this and I've got the 2 mill (which, I've prolly spent by now) but... I'd break down and return it with all the money--as long as I returned it to him.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
Roger. I'd wish for Brian, but he'd take out a restraining order after all that business with the wallet, party and Island castaway.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, w
dragonzflame · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
Mum's spinach and feta pie
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
F. Lethal Injection
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
Shit yeah!
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Go somewhere nice with my man and try to forget my woes like impending doom. I might have to try some class A controlled substances too and maybe see what would happen if I walked into a random house, pour a glass of milk, drink it and leave.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Absolutely.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Fairy Feller's Master Stroke/Nevermore/Dancing Queen, just for fun.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Sex drive, while I love sex there's medication to fix loss of sex drive but not for taste buds...
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Eventually but I'd have my fun while it lasted. Then I'd buy a castle with the person when we got rescued.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
Pour itching powder all over his "special area", tie his hands behind his back, pull up a comfy chair and watch the suffering.
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Why not. new experiences are broadening...gah screw it I'm in it for the cash!
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Since I can't think of anything suitably original I'll follow the flock and say some Queen concert or other.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
I'm always having flying dreams and they're sooo much fun.
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Yup. They do the crime they do the time...unless they had a fucker of a good reason for it.
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
I'd return it. If he didn't at least let me have a photo with him as proof I'd make up some story and sell it to News of the World or the Sun for more than £1,000.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
World peace.
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
C. The use of your legs
I reckon it's take awhile to get bored of being waited on hand and foot...and believe me I'd play the guilt card for quite some time...mwahaha.
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Magic wands :-)
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
C. Swimming with sharks...
you never said they had to be Great Whites and Hammerheads.
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
I'd get on the chop with Flashman and Polar Bear.
Burtonesque · Member since
1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
-Hob Nobs with a brew!
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
-F. Lethal Injection
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
-Oh yeah!
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
-Get drunk with my family, get drunk with my next door neighbours, get drunk with my two cats...get drunk with my work mates...get drunk...get drunk...then get drunk with my mates on the last day.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
-Yeah.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
-Dear Friends/March of the Black Queen
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
-Taste buds!
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
-I'd probably get bored and pissed off with the situation and in the end I would have to be rescued.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
-Who? Considering the amount of members who'd like to see his head probably impaled on a pitchfork, then it would have to be something ghastly and evil. *Fetches her scythe*
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?
-B.
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
-Yeah.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
-I would go back to 1282 and to Cilmeri.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty
-D.
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
-No, that would be cruel! Now if there was an award at the end of it....
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
-Keep it and then blackmail him!
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
-To be adopted by Tom Baker!
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs
-B. How could I skateboard without me legs and sight!
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
-Machete
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks
-Either A. or B.
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
Fairy · Member since
I know this is strange. This was posted over 1 year ago but I found it by chance! As usual Fatty, great funny stuff!
I was just struck by the answers to the question on which of the 3 disabilities you'd choose (no. 17), seeing that half of Queenzoners would go for deafness. I was totally surprised because, like Fatty himself said, all QZers love a certain kind of music.
I was just wondering how all of you who'd prefer deafness over the other 2 could even think they could live without hearing Freddie's voice again.......
Just curious
Fairy
KillerQueen840 · Member since
Posted: 5/21/2004 9:25:34 AM
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1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose for your final meal?
My dad's chilli, my grandmother's monkey bread, my grandpa's dill pickles, and my other grandmother's beef stew.
2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
I dunno. Maybe a firing squad? Whatever would be less painful. If they put me to sleep first, then probably a lethal injection.
3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
No.
4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
I dunno. I would probably ask out this guy I have in mind and repent. Oh, and probably confess all of my secrets to everyone.
5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Probably not, just another waste of money.
6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Let Me Entertain You.
7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
I'm not sure.
8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
I'm not sure either. That's a hard question cos I would really miss my family and friends.
9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Jake Britt and with no consequences, what would you do?
I dunno. For the most part I stay outta this "Jake Britt" business.
10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
No.
12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
Probably to go see Queen in the 70's..or find out what my parents were like when they were my age. That would be very interesting.
13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D.Invisibilty
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
I think so. It really depends on the situation. If they murdered someone to save my life, then no.
15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
I would definately return it.
16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
Something that I have in mind but I don't care to share. hehe
17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
Arrrgh, it's too hard for me to choose.
18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Probably guns. Or light sabers. hehe
19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
Probably:
C. Swimming with sharks
20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
Rafael because we've been chatting for a while, he's fun to talk to, and he's a great friend. Actually, there are quite a few people I would like to meet in person on here.
