1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. Actor/Actress
D. Author
19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands?
20.Which of the following would you prefer?
A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin.
B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park.
C. Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen.
fatty.
Spiderleg Synthia · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
Hmmmmm... probably not, but maybe if I really hated them
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
H-E double hockey sticks baby :)
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
no, it's still tasteless and inhumane.
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
I'm used to it here, but I'd convince them to give the chance to someone else.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Angelina Jolie
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Yes
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Yes
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
Tiger
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
Yes (would use pantyliners)
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
Don't know, but I suspect not a lot.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
C. Gosh that was a no brainer.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
? The second option I guess.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
confess.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
Sell it, definately. It's her own stupid fault for shagging a horse.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
LA, and do the whole cock rock tourist thing; Memphis, New Orleans, and finally the Queen fan pilgramage to London.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
Phone the fire brigade.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
No, I'd try to convince them otherwise.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. Actor/Actress
D. Author
A
19. If someone attacked a member of yo
Daburcor? · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
-Hell yes. In a heartbeat. That bitch...
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
-Take away the sex and drugs and let me focus on the Rock & Roll, and HELL YEAH!
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
-Yes. That'll show those furry bastards...
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
-No. I like my friends and some of my family as well.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
-It would have to be animnated... I'm a chunker.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
-No. I want it to be a surprise!
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
-No questions asked.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
-A tiger! They're so cool!
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
-UGH! NO! That's nasty!
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
-Exactly 25%.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
-That's easy! Brian! At least he has a special skill.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
-I'd fight for a while, Then the bullet.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
-I'd fight it as much as humanly possible!
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
-LMAO!!! How could you NOT!?
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
-I would go a to a bunch of different places and buy some REALLY cool stuff from each place.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
-The first two... A man can change.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
-Yes.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. A
Freddie-B · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
No. I haven't got a right lot of dirt to dish anyway, but what happened before they were famous is up to them, they hadn't given their privacy rights over to the press at that stage.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Well, if hell is sex and rock-n-roll for ever, then yeah I'd rather go there. If I took enough drugs I'd think I was floating on a cloud playing a harp anyway.
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
No, probably not. I think it looks tacky anyway. If crocodiles outnumbered us 10-1 I'd get me some new shoes!
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
Only if I could leave a note of some sort explaning where I had gone, and that if my family took enough drugs in hell they could come visit me. If I couldn't tell me ma, then I'd stay here.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Well, Brad Pitt. No. Someone once said Matt Damon-I'll go with that, or Lance Bass from *NSYNC.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Yep, so long as I had over a year. Suppose I wouldn't know that. Hmmm. I'd risk it.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Yes, I don't need them both.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A cat. What a life. Sleep, get up, get fussed, get fed, play with some string, go to sleep. Genius.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
Probably would take more than that. But I'd have a go, except I wouldn't be able to afford to lose!
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
I dunno, £2million? Possibly even £4m if I'm feeling friendly.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
Brian May, he's done more for me than the other two. I know he didn't do it specifically for me, but he worked hard to produce a large body of music that I enjoy listening to, so he'd get it. I'd forgive him for Dancer.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
I'd fight damit! I'd fight till there was nothing left of me to fight with.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Maintain my innocence, I'd like to think. In reality, it depends on the scale and nature of the crime. If it was bum rape of pensioners and the whole world knew about it, I'd take 200 years in prison than admit to it, but if it was stealing a crunchie from that dickhead shop-keeper down my ro
pma · Member since
1. Depends really on how the relationship ended.
Bad terms, I'd dish the dirt. Good, might feel
slight guilt, but still do it.
2. Yep, hell for me then.
3. No, it doesn't look good on me anyway.
4. No, if I had to stay there.
5. Erhm...Eddie Murphy...
6. No.
7. I'm too selfish to donate a kidney.
8. Lion
9. Nope.
10. If I'd be in a good mood, I'd donate
a few million.
11. Brian May, geez, picking between
these 3 twats. One of them atleast used
to do music that brought me joy, other two..
nothing :-P
12. Fight
13. Maintain my innocence. Then again, this all
would depend on what the crime was.
14. Absolutely.
15. I can't possibly pick one location.
16. Phone the fire brigade, of course.
17. Nope, not really. I'd however
let them know just excatly how I feel about their activities
in such organizations....
.........................by hugging them.
18. Songwriter
19. Inform the police. If they do nothing,
form a lynchmob and go get them then.
20. Dinosaurs.
The Mir@cle · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
Yes, offcourse. There's a reason why she's my ex (-;
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Give me hell :-q
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
Nope
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
I don't think so. Aliens are ugly!!!
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Tom Hanks I think
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Well, I one million is a lot of money. I think I would take it.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Yes, I'm not an egoist it all.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A Dog... be tickled the whole day
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
No, ugh!!
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
1/2 I think?? Isn't that enough??
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
Easy one... Brian May!!! By the Way, Bush may jump with us (without a parachute)
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Fight for servival till death.... for sure!!
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Can you do anything?? I don't think so!
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
I think the Britisch royal family will offer more money to avoid that the tabloids get the tape.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
I think I trafel through whole Europa... Barcelona, Londen, Paris
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
I will attempt to rescue him and help him finding a new home.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
No Way!
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter
CatGurl14 · Member since
1. Nope, I'm not that kind person to do this.
2. The rock'n'roll part of hell is tempting but no I'm not into drugs and sex.
3. I don't wear fur now so I defintely wouldn't wear it if minks outnumbered me.
4. If aliens landed in my back garden I think a few people would see it since I live in sort of a suburb type place in my town. I don't think I'd go though, I'd miss my friends and *cough* most of my family a bit much.
5. hmm probably Kirsten Dunst or however her name is spelled cause we're both short blondes.
6. If the date was far enough in the future for me to get things ready before it happend, I'd probably consider it.
7. Yeah, I'm a good person I guess.
8. A cat, I've always been intrigued by their lives and how simple they can be.
9. no that's unsanitary! :S
10. a lot of money, don't really know a def. amount, but definitely more than $5,000
11. Brian May because I don't really know directly how the Queen has influenced my life in the USA and Dubya has just caused too many problems in my opinion to help him.
12. I'd fight a little I guess but I wouldn't kill myself.
13. It depends on the crime that I "didn't do."
14. No, I think Princess Diana was a good person and I don't think her reputation should be tarnished after death.
15. Do I have to go to just one place? Cause there's quite a few places I wanna go to like England, Scotland, N.Ireland, a lot of the US states, Greece, Canada.
16. I'd call the fire brigade and get them to help him.
17. I'd first confront my mother/father about the card and then more than likely not hold them in high regard cause those types of organizations are not something I believe it and will never believe in them.
18. D. Author because for about 8 years I've been really passionate about writing, I hope to be published nationally at least once whether it be a short story or a full length novel.
19. I'd take the law in to my own hands, the police in my town aren't the best ones in the world and plus it's my family! I care about them more than the police probably do.
20. D because seeing Freddie's house I think would be way to sad and as long as it was just Brian Roger and John, I think the show would be worth it.
chancelloramethyst · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
Hell, yeah!
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Isn't that the way it is?
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
I think I'd be a closet fur wearer, in that case...
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
Nah. The world needs that shit to be interesting.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Bugs Bunny.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
I need the money so, yes. Then I'd rely on my crap memory to forget.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
It's fun to be a hero, but I'd be reminding them day in and day out. You never see that on Oprah or what have you--man's life is saved and the person who saved him is ridin' his ass hardcore.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
MONGOOSE!
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
Yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone!
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
None. I gave them the ticket money, after all.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
Brian. But damn I'd lord it over him... I'm feeling very control freak today. If he didn't shag me for it I'd demand a song--and a good one! None of that Back to the Light or Thank God it's Christmas crap
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Fight! Whose going to convict you or judge you
for slaying a few zombies! It's kick ass time!
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Dammit, I killed him!! It was me!!! One year with Bubba and the soap doesn't quite seem as bad as ten.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
I love money and I'd shop around to see who'd pay more--I'm a tactical genius, after all.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
Brian or Roger's house...er, prolly...London or Austraillia, I suppose.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire
Plengel · Member since
"5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
"
Dolph Lundgren
MexQueenFM · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
- Of course
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
- Hell
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
- No
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
- Nope
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
- Nobody's ugly enough to play me
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
- Of course
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
- Yes
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
- A Panther
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
- I would
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
- 50 %
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
- C
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
- Fight for survival
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
- Confess
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
- No
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
- Ibiza
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
- Phone the fire brigade
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
- of course I would, I would be really disappointed in them
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. Actor/Actress
D. Author
- C
19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands?
- In the US, tell the police, in My country, kill the bastard
20.Which of the following would you prefer?
A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin.
B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jura
Into La Ment · Member since
20.Which of the following would you prefer?
A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin.
B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park.
C. Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen.
B, D... What's the difference?
Flashman · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
>>> Certainly not. The amount of dirt I'd get thrown back at me would outweigh any pleasure. I would, however, get a 'source' to dish up as much dirt as possible and expect a 75% cut.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
>>> My reservation for Hell was booked long ago. Hippies ain't my scene if shotguns ain't allowed.
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
>>> No. But I would certainly eat more minks.
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
>>> No. I would be too busy setting about them with my blunderbuss. Damn aliens, scuffing up the wicket and flattening my Begonias.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
>>> A young Clint Eastwood would have been just the ticket.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
>>> One of life's golden rules: Unless it involves physical pain or someone tampering with your exit wound, you don't turn down a million bucks.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
>>> Donate is such a horrible word. I would loan them one for a grand a month.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
>>> Tiger. The ladies know what I mean.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
>>> Baby, I AM that millionaire.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
>>> All of it. As I wave it at them from the safety of my Bentley.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
>>> Whoever wants it most. I'm gone.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
>>> I would RUN for survival. Always keep the Reeboks by the front door in case of this very scenario.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
>>> If bribery ain't an option, squeal like a baby.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
>>> Knowing my luck with videos, I'd probably tape over it with fucking 'Bergerac'.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
>>> Vegas. I would try to double that money.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet
^wicked^ · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
-Nope. And I'm not just saying that because an ex frequents this board. *sweet smile*
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
-Either would get tiring after a while. I suppose the orgy of sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll would be more fun though. :)
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
-I'd wear fur EVERYTHING, except for underpants.
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
-Nope, I would stay with my love because I'm sappy like that. Either that or I would smuggle him aboard, take over the aliens' ship and rule the planet.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
-Oooh that's a toughie. I'd like to be portrayed using claymation.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
-Yes, I think I would.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
-...how would I know that the complete stranger needed the kidney? If I had signed up for some sort of organ donation program, wouldn't I have to be dead before they could take my organs? When I'm dead I don't care what happens to my organs. :)
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
-Dolphin, naturally. Dolphins and humans are the only creatures who have sex for pleasure.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
-I like the idea of using pantyliners, but I think overall I wouldn't accept. I like smelling clean thanks.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
-I would like to think I'd give them half, but I don't know. They'd see SOME of it, of course... and not just when I'm passing by in my fancy new car.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
-C of course. Is kicking Dubya in the nuts before I jump also an option?
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
-Pffft I can't fight. Even though I go to the gym five times a week I have arms like pipecleaners. I'd shoot myself. :)
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
-I'd confess and do a year.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
-Yes, yes I would.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
-Where WOULDN'T I go? I'd travel from place to place and see everything I could.
16. Your next door neighbour is th
Janet · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
No I wouldn't.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Hell does sound more fun in this case! (but can I bring my harp? :-))
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
Never.
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
No, family and friends are what makes life worth living for me.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Julianne Moore, just 'cause I like her!
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
No, I don't think I would.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Absolutely
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A parrot.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
I know I couldn't do it...lol
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
I'd split the money 50/50
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
Queen Elizabeth II, isn't it woman and children first? ;-)
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Fight!
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Maintain my innocence.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
Nah, why bother...Charles appears in public with his horse all the time (Camilla) and no one cares...
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
A European Cruise
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
Phone the fire brigade
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
Yes.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. Actor/Actress
D. Author
B.
19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
I'd like to think that if a Sun Journalist turned up at my front door, I would have the sense to throw a pan of boiling hot chip fat in his coupon. On the other hand I could just make up a load of bollocks, take the money and run.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
I'm a boring old fart and sitting around on a cloud all day sounds just dandy to me. Mind you God can kiss my hole if he thinks I'm praising him
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
No
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
No
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
I don't know the guy's name but he played the cave troll in Lord Of The Rings.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
No. Knowing my luck it would probably be yesterday
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Yes.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A Shetland Pony
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
Yes but I would have to wear a kilt
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
I would keep one million for myself and give the rest to the hospice
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
I'd give Dubya the chute, just so I could see his face when he realises I tampered with it.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Goodnight Vienna
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Do 1 year
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
Again I hate the thought of dealing with the Sun so I would probably sell it to the National Enquirer or something
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
Driving across the States in a convertable
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
I'd toast marshmallows over his bones
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white su
