1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
No I wouldn't.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
I am going to hell anyway - no question.
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
No
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
Why not - might as well be a bastard in outer space.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
John Candy
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Hell yeah!
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Yes I would.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
Can I say Shrek? If not, an Eagle.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
No chance.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
£3.75
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
None of them - I am a fat bastard and will probably need both.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Fight!
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Maintain my innocence.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
No
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
New York to Los Angeles on a Harley - with few detours on the way.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
Let the bastard burn - wanker.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
No, but I would give them a piece of my mind.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. Actor/Actress
D. Author
Musician
19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands?
Kick the shit out of them
Daburcor? · Member since
"Hell does sound more fun in this case! (but can I bring my harp? :-))"
We can start a band!!! See ya in Hell? (By the way, I thougt for sure you'd choose the chocolate factory!)
rhapsody__87 · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
--Oh hell yes.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
--Yes definitely hell for me. I'm not so musical so the harp deal isn't going to work out.
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
--At the risk of getting attacked, surely!
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
--No! I LIKE my family and friends... screw the little green men!
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
--Natalie Portman maybe?
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
--No! Then I'd live my life in fear and try to change the day I die even though it will happen one day. Eeeek...
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
--Ah... no. I'm selfish.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
--Horse
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
--Yes I would so do it.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
--Hahaha they get none of it... money or no money, if it's ugly it's ugly!
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
--C. Brian May... DUH! Who cares about Bush?!
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
--Fight for survival while being extremely scared at the same time.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
--I would make a run for it and just run away to another country and change my name.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
--I'd throw up then I'd dispose of it immediately! That poor pony never had a chance...
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
--ALL over the world.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
--OILY DOGS? LMAO... Call the firemen so my house isn't full of oily pups... then I'd make sure I'd wait long enough so he's burned alive. >:]
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or an
Janet · Member since
Sure thing! But I'm warning you..I'm not that good ;-)
FriedChicken · Member since
1. Nope
2. Hell
3. what??
4. Maybe
5. The guy who plays Lurch in the Adams Familly
6. no
7. ofcourse
8. 2 dogs, So we can play together
9. yeah
10. not much
11. C. Brian May.
12. fight for survival
13. one year, duh
14. I would upload it to the internet, for everyone to enjoy!
15. Kenya
16. rescue him
17. no
18. A. Singer/songwriter/musician
19. both!
20. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park.
Margo · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
It depends how much i hated her.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
sure
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
no, not enough minks still. it takes hundreds of them to make a coat
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
naah
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Liv Tyler- but uglied up like Theron had to do in Monster or something
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
if i needed the money
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
yes. who needs two kidneys anyway?
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
perigrin falcon
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
probably not
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
No such thing. There is no bad Van Gogh painting.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
C
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
would i get to be one ofthe walking dead too? if so- id kill myself
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
if it was a felony- i'd claim innocence, if not i't plead guilty
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
lol- yeah
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
France
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
phone the fire station
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
Yes.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/songwriter/musician
B. Painter/sculptor
C. Actor/Actress
D. Author
B (but it would never happen)
19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform t
Margo · Member since
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Wreckage · Member since
.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
No
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Yes - there's probably a downside to the latter
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
Would it still look tacky?
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
No, suffering is good for the human soul, so are friends and family.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Well I look a little bit like David Bowie, and he used to act a bit.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Yes. Actually, I'd probably so it for a lot less -it's nice to plan ahead
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
I guess
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A dog, or maybe a bird of prey
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
Yes
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
A couple of million
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
B. I'm serious. Because if Dubya kicks the bicket between ow and next January, ol' Dicky Heart will be running the show.
I know I should say C, but I guess Outer Mongolia will just have to without thier own production of WWRY.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Fight for survival - there are no laws against making the undead dead, are there?
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
I'd maintain my innocence, go in for ten years and appeal vehemently - A criminal record is not a good thing to have.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
No, even they wouldn't go so far as to publish something like that.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
The Far East
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
Call the Fire Brigade, but only so they could put the fire out before it had a chance to spread to my house.
17. If you discovered that your mo
geeksandgeeks · Member since
1. Hell yes!
2. I'm going to hell anyway, so yes.
3. I don't like fur, it makes me sneeze.
4. Nah. I'm not a big sci-fi person. How could I go somewhere where there was no Queenzone?
5. Could I be animated?
6. Maybe. I would probably just spend the rest of my life thinking about it.
7. Yes, I would.
8. A chamaeleon.
9. Jesus no. One of my best friends is a germ freak.
10. A fair amount, probably. So would a lot of other causes.
11. C. Easy question.
12. Suicide is not my thing, honey.
13. Appeal, and meantime, begin the one year.
14. I would probably scream and throw it out my window, hitting a tree full of cicadas.
15. The Bahamas. More fish than I could ever ask for.
16. Why would I let him burn? Idiocy is not a capital crime.
17. Yes.
18. A.
19. Inform the police. I'm not good at hurting people.
20. D.
TheMiracle · Member since
1.Depends on the situation
2. Hell yes!
3. I don't wear fur in the first place.
4. nope
5. Salma Hayek i guess
6. sure
7. yes
8. Anything bigger and better than a human, like a dinosaur or something
9. Not without getting an infection
10. Absolutely none, well maybe 1,000
11. C. Brian May. of course!
12. probably put a bullet through my head unless these dead people didn't attack me
13. ten years
14. depends if they offered the right amount of money
15. Probably go to holland and buy some high quality liqour
16. phone the fire people
17. I don't think my parents would do that concerning that supremiscist groups would be after them, but if they somehow made it in, i probably would turn my back on them.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
B. Painter/sculptor
19. both
20.Which of the following would you prefer?
D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen.
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Daburcor? · Member since
ROTFLMAO!!!
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
No but I would be writing blackmail letters.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Put me down for a bit of hell.
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
no
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
no but Charles Baer would have a one way ticket
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Jimmy Stewart
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Show me the money
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
Yes but I couldn't spare a liver.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
pig (I haven't forgotten the 30 minute orgasm!!!)
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
No problem. On my head for a year easy.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
Never give a sucker an even break.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
Gotta be Brian though I'm sure his hair could slow down his descent or if he went first the others could have a soft landing on it?
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Down to last bullet and lights out for the Archmeister.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
I ain't picking up soap for ten years!
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
It would break the cult so yes. Sorry Princes.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
US, Australia, Italy, China, Japan, Germany.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
Phone the fire brigade but I wouldn't put the fucker up for the night.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
Flashman said it all.
18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for
A. Singer/son
dragonzflame · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
Only if we'd had a nasty breakup and I really hated his guts. And I'd have to be able to think of some really dirty stories.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
Absolutely - and I think I'd be in some good company!
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
No.
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
No. Wars affect me personally very little and it would do nothing to change what was happening on earth anyway.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
Er...pass? Somebody once told me I looked like Kate Winslet which is cool enough but I think they were lying. Check my profile picture and decided yourself.
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
Yeah why not. And if it turned out to be sooner rather than later I'd have a damn good time with it.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
I think so. I really only need one.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A tabby cat snoozing by a nice warm fire.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
Gross, no, I don't think so. My boyfriend would not be pleased.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
Half.
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
Piss easy, C. I haven't seen any of the other answers and I'll be surprised if many people pick anyone different.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
Fight for survival. I'd pick the bullet only as a last resort and if it could make a mess over someone I don't like.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
Confess.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
I'd have a damn good laugh but I don't think I'd sell it. The tabloids should not be encouraged.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
A deserted island for one week, Ibiza for another, another at Disneyland and the next three travelling Europe.
16. (the long one about the neighbour)
I'd call the fire brigade but only after making sure the dogs were ok. I prefer dogs.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them?
I wouldn't be pleased and would
Holly2003 · Member since
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt?
YES, ABSOLUTELY. REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED...ON THE FRONT OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN BRITAIN.
2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
YES, PROVIDED ELVIS WASN'T THERE. I COULDN'T STAND LISTENING TO "SUSPICIOUS MINDS" FOR ALL ETERNITY.
3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur?
NO. PEOPLE WHO WEAR FUR SHOULD BE GASSED.
4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them?
YES. AS LONG AS THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME TO THE PLANET OF THE APES.
5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life?
HARRY BLACKSTONE JR. OR COUNT VON COUNT
6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money?
YEP. TO ENSURE THAT I DID EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO BEFORE I DIE, INCLUDING SPENDING ALL THE MONEY.
7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival?
NO. FUCK OFF.
8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose?
A T-REX.
9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge?
YEP. I WOULD FIRST HAVE TO START WEARING UNDERWEAR THOUGH.
10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see?
ABOUT 80%
11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one.
A. Queen Elizabeth II.
B. George Dubya Bush.
C. Brian May.
Who's it gonna be?
BRIAN MAY. THE QUEEN AND DUBYA CAN HADDAWAYANDSHITE FOR ALL I CARE.
12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head.
FIGHT UNTIL I COULD FIND AN ISLAND UPON WHICH TO START MY NEW LIFE AS A NUDE SNIPER.
13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do?
CONFESS. IT'S A FAIR COP GUV BUT SOCIETY'S TO BLAME.
14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids.
YES. AFTER I HAD A QUICK LOOK OF COURSE.
15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go?
INDIA.
16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs.
One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn?
MY CONSICENCE WOULD MAKE ME PHONE THE FIRE BRIGADE. AFTER A PERIOD OF TIME MULLING OVER MY OPTIONS.
17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white sup
