"meet me under the Christmas tree and kiss me under the balls"
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"meet me under the Christmas tree and kiss me under the balls"
You're kidding me, right?
haha, no I read once that Freddie had put those words on a Christmas card. Don't have any evidence though...
I didn't kill the conversation, did I? :-)
Hahahahaa! "Oh, dear ..."
(I dunno, maybe you won for best and worst all at once. Cheers.)
(I dunno, maybe you won for best and worst all at once. Cheers.)
Here are a few more I like.
"I think I'm going to go mad in a few years time. I'm going to be one of those insane musicians."
"I need the extra teeth!"
"Fuck them, darling, if they just don't get it."
"Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened yet because none of us can agree on the order of the words."
"I think I'm going to go mad in a few years time. I'm going to be one of those insane musicians."
"I need the extra teeth!"
"Fuck them, darling, if they just don't get it."
"Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened yet because none of us can agree on the order of the words."
"My teeth...I don't like the way they protude. I'm going to have them done but I just haven't had the time. Apart from that I'm perfect."