Wanna know a little known fact about me?

I'm ambidextrous

I'll refrain from making a comment about you being good with mutual masturbation on either side.

I could see that one coming a mile away.

Indeed...

damn, i thought you were finally coming out of the closet

LOL!! @ everyone hahahahaha

Nah, I don't masturbate with both hands. (And I am not telling you which one I masturbate with either)

I write, draw and eat with my left hand. I play guitar and drums right handed.

-double post-

Congratulations.

Since we're listing your achievements, don't forget you retaining contact with your inner child.

At times like this I wish I wasn't a visual thinker.

Fried just the thought of that is sacrilege!

damn you know i gots a heart condition...why you tryin to hurt me?

IE - since he's going to go through life without ever laying a finger on a woman, I think he'll have to face up to it.

Oh hang on - that's equally true the other way isn't it?

Shall we call him bi?

"I write, draw and eat with my left hand. I play guitar and drums right handed."


Argh, me too

Here's a little known fact about me:

Sometimes at night, I put coloured party bulbs in all of my lamps screwed into these little devices that make them flash. I put on some disco and dance alone.

So, you pick your nose with your left hand, while picking your ass with your right????


That is sheer talent my friend, sheer talent.