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Wanna know a little known fact about me?

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[QUOTE]So, you pick your nose with your left hand, while picking your ass with your right????[/QUOTE]

No, it would be the other way around....if I even did pick my ass, which I don't because it is DISGUSTING!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken wrote: [/QUOTENAME]damn, i thought you were finally coming out of the closet[/QUOTE]

And WHY are you saying this? :P
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We all have our dreams, grasshopper.
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LOL!
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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I don't get it :(
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One hand does the "five knuckle shuffle", and the other one is going in and out of the crack of your arse like a reciprocating saw........
I came, I saw, I came in my bloomers....
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Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Pfft, I'm ambidexterous too but you don't see me boasting. Except for that.

Left hand, too. heh.

I throw, write, draw, pick my nose, open doors, use screwdrivers and play cricket left handed. It's good too because people run on my left hand and they get run out by a long way. Too far in fact. Then I come on with a ripping top spinner to win the game bowling the guy right between bat and pad.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!