whats your best chat up lines?
if you look in the mirrow and held up 11 roses you would see the 12 most Beautiful things in the world.
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I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day.
Scream and I'll kill you.
fatty.
fatty.
Scream and I'll kill you.
fatty.
yep, that seems to work all the time
what's a dump like you doing in a nice place like this?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
You be Wilma, Ill be Fred and Ill make your Bedrock!
*pukes*
You be Wilma, Ill be Fred and Ill make your Bedrock!
*pukes*
Is your dad a farmer, cos youve grown a fine pair of melons! (written by a gnr fan)
(Spill a drink on the girl) Opps, youd better get out of those wet clothes
(throw a piece of ice on the floor and stand on it) there, Ive broken the ice
Im bigger and better than the titanic baby- only a 1000 women went down on that!
(Spill a drink on the girl) Opps, youd better get out of those wet clothes
(throw a piece of ice on the floor and stand on it) there, Ive broken the ice
Im bigger and better than the titanic baby- only a 1000 women went down on that!
'Legs is the word of the day...let's spread the word'.
Works everytime down at the Reform Club.
Works everytime down at the Reform Club.
How cheesy!
My name's milk. I'll do your body good.
Hahahahahahaha. (I still don't believe in chat language.)
I don't really have any.. but my peers' away messages usually say something like, "I'm doing my homework now, don't you wish you were my homework?"
I don't really have any.. but my peers' away messages usually say something like, "I'm doing my homework now, don't you wish you were my homework?"
now that one is awful
Lol, yeah..
bend over i'll drive