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iron eagle wrote:

bend over i'll drive

I heard something kind of like that.
It was: Bend over and I'll take over.

<font color=purple>-Yogurt-</font> wrote:

iron eagle wrote:

bend over i'll drive

I heard something kind of like that.
It was: Bend over and I'll take over.

Cant stand backseat drivers ;)

"Do you believe in love at first site, or shall i walk by again?"

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

if we are using cheesy ones why don't we use:

"do you have mirrors in your pants? cause i can see myself in them"

how dreadful