Hence why I prefer the unmoderated QZ. :)
(99x out of 100, anyway)
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Fatty, many thanks for stepping in. The little cockspank still doesn't know who I am, and he's trying to accuse everyone over there of being me- hopefully it'll keep the little pleb busy enough to stay off of everyones' tits- until he gets banned, which is something we can all hope for!
I'm from QOL, I post there a lot but now I find that QOL changed with Jake. QOL is having a bad time now. I think Jake likes it that he has so much attention on QOL, I totally don't like it :(
Quote from Barry- "the bas***** have deleted fatty's gospel thread"
Don't worry- I anticipated that, and I quoted it and put it in my PM folder. I can bring it back up when he least expects it. In the meantime, I'll let the little twat puzzle himself over who I am over there! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Don't worry- I anticipated that, and I quoted it and put it in my PM folder. I can bring it back up when he least expects it. In the meantime, I'll let the little twat puzzle himself over who I am over there! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
ugh. i dont see why he doesnt get banned from there...i'm just thinking he's kissin their ass ...and no i wont leave QOL ...he puts a spin on every GD thing ...
"Jake tells lots of lies."
I agree. He has made lots of lies up on QOL about me when he gets in his "angry" moods. Fucks sake he's a vicious little shit when he gets like that.
I agree. He has made lots of lies up on QOL about me when he gets in his "angry" moods. Fucks sake he's a vicious little shit when he gets like that.
QOL's resident furball, Sir Didymus here. The board has been in something of a rut for months - you'd be surprised how much they get away with over there. We've only had one ban, as opposed to your five - and if its not Jake posting his crap and filling inboxes [yes - he's done mine until I blocked all his email accounts he's used so far] its .GOD. spamming as if possessed by the spirit of a telletubby on mescalin.
If there's any Queenzoners out there who fancy bringing some life back to a dying board - please don't hesitate to join us, be it in Queen discussion or mindless chitchat. We need more of you lot - Fatty's a shining example of how great you guys can be. I only don't post here because I'm shallow and hate the board system. Gimme proper post boxes, smilies and avatars anyday. :P ;)
If there's any Queenzoners out there who fancy bringing some life back to a dying board - please don't hesitate to join us, be it in Queen discussion or mindless chitchat. We need more of you lot - Fatty's a shining example of how great you guys can be. I only don't post here because I'm shallow and hate the board system. Gimme proper post boxes, smilies and avatars anyday. :P ;)
QOL's resident furball, Sir Didymus here. The board has been in something of a rut for months - you'd be surprised how much they get away with over there. We've only had one ban, as opposed to your five - and if its not Jake posting his crap and filling inboxes [yes - he's done mine until I blocked all his email accounts he's used so far] its .GOD. spamming as if possessed by the spirit of a telletubby on mescalin.
If there's any Queenzoners out there who fancy bringing some life back to a dying board - please don't hesitate to join us, be it in Queen discussion or mindless chitchat. We need more of you lot - Fatty's a shining example of how great you guys can be. I only don't post here because I'm shallow and hate the board system. Gimme proper post boxes, smilies and avatars anyday. :P ;)
You forgot the advertisment for the QOL WWRY meet up Didy.
http://forums.queenonline.com/viewtopic.php?t=14068
All welcome...bring a friend (ok, so that's difficult, I understand, forget that bit ;-))
Didy! Excellent to see you here.
I've been popping my head in, but I don't think I'm too welcome over there. Just a feeling I get.
Not like I'm welcome here, either.
I've been popping my head in, but I don't think I'm too welcome over there. Just a feeling I get.
Not like I'm welcome here, either.
I guess Lester and I can go in to the 'biz together..but we'll need to formulate how our names go first.
iGSM/Dr. Incontinence or iGSM/Burham sounds good.
I'm registered with Queenonline but I'll be eaten alive for the life of me if I can remember my password. Or who I registered as.
iGSM/Dr. Incontinence or iGSM/Burham sounds good.
I'm registered with Queenonline but I'll be eaten alive for the life of me if I can remember my password. Or who I registered as.
QOL's resident furball, Sir Didymus here. The board has been in something of a rut for months - you'd be surprised how much they get away with over there. We've only had one ban, as opposed to your five - and if its not Jake posting his crap and filling inboxes [yes - he's done mine until I blocked all his email accounts he's used so far] its .GOD. spamming as if possessed by the spirit of a telletubby on mescalin.
If there's any Queenzoners out there who fancy bringing some life back to a dying board - please don't hesitate to join us, be it in Queen discussion or mindless chitchat. We need more of you lot - Fatty's a shining example of how great you guys can be. I only don't post here because I'm shallow and hate the board system. Gimme proper post boxes, smilies and avatars anyday. :P ;)
Stuff the smilies and avatars- if no moderation gets rid of twats like Jake, while the mods on QOL remain powerless- it makes you wonder which board's got it right?
I guess Lester and I can go in to the 'biz together..but we'll need to formulate how our names go first.
iGSM/Dr. Incontinence or iGSM/Burham sounds good.
I'm registered with Queenonline but I'll be eaten alive for the life of me if I can remember my password. Or who I registered as.
Oh, I see, you're always first.
How about Dr. and Mr. iGSM Incontinence?
Or Dr. and Mr. Lester SM?
Um...nevermind that last one.
I never spam anyone's inbox, unless, they are an idiot to me.
seems you are the only idiot
I am re-posting some old stories about Jake for the folks at QOL, since they were deleted over there.
THE BOOK OF WALLPAPER SAMPLES
And for many months the people of Queenzone did stand around with faces that were long and did write things that were neither wise nor were they
interesting.
And God saw that it was bad.
And God for reasons known only to himself did put apon the shores of Queenzone a young man.
And the young mans name was Jake.
And God said unto Jake 'Go thee among the people of Queenzone and make thy self as irritating as the biting insects.
And God saw that it was good for Jake was as irritating as the biting insects
And delude thyself in the belief that thy art a musician as fine as there art to be found apon my earth.
And God saw that it was good for Jake was indeed deluded and thought himself a fine minstrel.
And God did bless Jake with a face one would never tire of slapping.
And God said unto Jake 'Take thy irritating, deluded, butt ugly self into the land of Queenzone and give those who art bored someone to laugh at.'
And Jake did that and more.
And the people did have a damn good laugh at the expense of Jake.
And they did hark back to the good old days of Ted and did give thanks to God for Jake and the gift of laughter.
And God saw that it was good.
And so it came to pass that all was well in tha land of Queenzone again.
But God did feel sad unto himself.
For God did have no heroes. Nor did he have Idols, Nor did he have anyone to look up to.
And God created Flashman.
And God saw that it was good.
Amen.
And all was well in Queenzone for a while. The good lord Flashman did many vigins de-flower. And the beasts that God put apon the earth in threes and in fours were hunted for their skin with which Lord Flashman did clothe his many many wives.
And all of Queenzone did rejoice for unto them had returned Holly that was called Haole.
And Holly that is called Haole did speak unto those that had gathered and did say.
I have returned to thee for I have been gone these past years in search of myself.
I searched for myself across God's good earth and did return home to find myself on top of my wardrobe beside my dirty books and videos.
And those that had gathered did give praise to God almighty, for Holly that is called Haole has returned.
And Holly that is called Haole did say unto those gathered, call me not Holly that is called Haole, for it is a name I no longer abide with.
Thou shalt now call me Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003.
And the gathered did give praise to the Lord for the return of Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003.
Yet Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did notice one of the gathered who was not smiling, nor was he rejoicing, nor was he giving thanks to the Lord for the return of Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly.
And he that did not rejoice was called fatty.
And Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did speak unto fatty and did say.
Art thou not pleased to see me.
And fatty did speak unto Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 and did say I art chuffed to fucking bits to see thee again but it's a bit of a cunt typing your name out and mine fingers are fucking sore.
And Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did say unto fatty, never mind I shall take thee for a pint.
And Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did take fatty and those others that had gathered for a pint.
And fatty saw that it was good.
And uopn reaching an inn whereby they could partake of refreshments they were met at the door by a stout Roman who spake unto them.
And he did say thou shalt not pass for there art a maximum occupancy of 200 people in this inn.
And one of the multitude did look through the window of the inn
THE BOOK OF WALLPAPER SAMPLES
And for many months the people of Queenzone did stand around with faces that were long and did write things that were neither wise nor were they
interesting.
And God saw that it was bad.
And God for reasons known only to himself did put apon the shores of Queenzone a young man.
And the young mans name was Jake.
And God said unto Jake 'Go thee among the people of Queenzone and make thy self as irritating as the biting insects.
And God saw that it was good for Jake was as irritating as the biting insects
And delude thyself in the belief that thy art a musician as fine as there art to be found apon my earth.
And God saw that it was good for Jake was indeed deluded and thought himself a fine minstrel.
And God did bless Jake with a face one would never tire of slapping.
And God said unto Jake 'Take thy irritating, deluded, butt ugly self into the land of Queenzone and give those who art bored someone to laugh at.'
And Jake did that and more.
And the people did have a damn good laugh at the expense of Jake.
And they did hark back to the good old days of Ted and did give thanks to God for Jake and the gift of laughter.
And God saw that it was good.
And so it came to pass that all was well in tha land of Queenzone again.
But God did feel sad unto himself.
For God did have no heroes. Nor did he have Idols, Nor did he have anyone to look up to.
And God created Flashman.
And God saw that it was good.
Amen.
And all was well in Queenzone for a while. The good lord Flashman did many vigins de-flower. And the beasts that God put apon the earth in threes and in fours were hunted for their skin with which Lord Flashman did clothe his many many wives.
And all of Queenzone did rejoice for unto them had returned Holly that was called Haole.
And Holly that is called Haole did speak unto those that had gathered and did say.
I have returned to thee for I have been gone these past years in search of myself.
I searched for myself across God's good earth and did return home to find myself on top of my wardrobe beside my dirty books and videos.
And those that had gathered did give praise to God almighty, for Holly that is called Haole has returned.
And Holly that is called Haole did say unto those gathered, call me not Holly that is called Haole, for it is a name I no longer abide with.
Thou shalt now call me Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003.
And the gathered did give praise to the Lord for the return of Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003.
Yet Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did notice one of the gathered who was not smiling, nor was he rejoicing, nor was he giving thanks to the Lord for the return of Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly.
And he that did not rejoice was called fatty.
And Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did speak unto fatty and did say.
Art thou not pleased to see me.
And fatty did speak unto Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 and did say I art chuffed to fucking bits to see thee again but it's a bit of a cunt typing your name out and mine fingers are fucking sore.
And Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did say unto fatty, never mind I shall take thee for a pint.
And Holly that was called Haole but changed it back to Holly and added 2003 did take fatty and those others that had gathered for a pint.
And fatty saw that it was good.
And uopn reaching an inn whereby they could partake of refreshments they were met at the door by a stout Roman who spake unto them.
And he did say thou shalt not pass for there art a maximum occupancy of 200 people in this inn.
And one of the multitude did look through the window of the inn
QUEENZONE NUMPTIES ON PARKINSON
And now on BBC1 it's Parkinson.
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DEDOODLEDEE DOO
DOO DOO DEDOODLEDEE DOO
DOO
(enter Michael Parkinson to rapturous applause)
Parky: Thank you,thank you very much indeed.
(applause dies down a little)
Parky: Tonight my guestd are three of the most unpleasant people ever to have registered on a Queen fan internet site.
Later on I'll be chatting to Ted Smegma, a poor unfortunate soul whose life has been made a living hell by black and homosexual Queen fans. We'll be talking to Jake Britt a little later on and he'll be performing a song from an album that only exists in his head.
But first of all I'd like to introduce someone whose tall stories make Baron Munchausen look like he had taken an oath at the old bailey to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Ladies and gentleman please welcome Supertrouper.
(orchestra plays the opening bars of Pinball Wizard as Supertrouper descends the stairs.)
Parky: (shaking hands with ST) How nice of you to join us.
ST: Don't mention it Michael, it's nice to be back again.
Parky: Back again?
ST: Yes I think this must be my 78th appearance on your show Michael, I think that's a record isn't it?
Parky: But you've never been on my show before. This is the first time we have ever met.
ST: No it's not, in fact I was the best man at your wedding.
Parky (just starting to realise) Oh of course. You're lying aren't you?
ST: No I'm not.
Parky: Yes indeed. Now you're probably best known for your whopping great fibs. None more so than the barefaced lie about beating Brian May at pinball. Can you tell us where that story first started?
ST: Well it all began in 1999. No in fact it was in 1963. No it was 1984. I was performing on Top of the Pops in this very studio as I had just released my first single and it had gone straight in at number one. No in fact I was the drummer with The Rolling Stones at the time. No I was in The Beatles. No it was the Rolling Stones. But I was the lead guitarist.
(Parky starts making a rolling gesture with his hands in a vain attempt to get Supertrouper to get to the point of the story)
ST: As I was saying Both Queen and I had been booked to play on Top of the Pops and they were having problems backstage because a hippo had escaped from London Zoo and eaten the bass player from Franke Goes To Hollywood...
(By now Parky is hugging himself and rocking ack and forth in his chair)
ST: Brian and I were backstage and he challenged me to a game of pinball to pass the time. Little did Brian know that I was in fact the UK champion pinball player and had a won a gold medal at the Moscow olympics...
(Parky is now sobbing like a baby)
ST: And to cut a long story short I beat him 3539 games to nil.
(Parky is now staring at Supertrouper in total disbelief)
ST: I swear it's all true and if it were otherwise may the good lord strike me dow......
(There is a blinding flash and the screen cuts to black)
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE TEMPORARY LOSS OF PARKINSON. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
(We return to the studio which is full of black smoke and two stagehands are removing a scorched chair)
And now on BBC1 it's Parkinson.
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DE DOODLEDI DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DEDOODLEDEE DOO
DOO DOO DEDOODLEDEE DOO
DOO
(enter Michael Parkinson to rapturous applause)
Parky: Thank you,thank you very much indeed.
(applause dies down a little)
Parky: Tonight my guestd are three of the most unpleasant people ever to have registered on a Queen fan internet site.
Later on I'll be chatting to Ted Smegma, a poor unfortunate soul whose life has been made a living hell by black and homosexual Queen fans. We'll be talking to Jake Britt a little later on and he'll be performing a song from an album that only exists in his head.
But first of all I'd like to introduce someone whose tall stories make Baron Munchausen look like he had taken an oath at the old bailey to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Ladies and gentleman please welcome Supertrouper.
(orchestra plays the opening bars of Pinball Wizard as Supertrouper descends the stairs.)
Parky: (shaking hands with ST) How nice of you to join us.
ST: Don't mention it Michael, it's nice to be back again.
Parky: Back again?
ST: Yes I think this must be my 78th appearance on your show Michael, I think that's a record isn't it?
Parky: But you've never been on my show before. This is the first time we have ever met.
ST: No it's not, in fact I was the best man at your wedding.
Parky (just starting to realise) Oh of course. You're lying aren't you?
ST: No I'm not.
Parky: Yes indeed. Now you're probably best known for your whopping great fibs. None more so than the barefaced lie about beating Brian May at pinball. Can you tell us where that story first started?
ST: Well it all began in 1999. No in fact it was in 1963. No it was 1984. I was performing on Top of the Pops in this very studio as I had just released my first single and it had gone straight in at number one. No in fact I was the drummer with The Rolling Stones at the time. No I was in The Beatles. No it was the Rolling Stones. But I was the lead guitarist.
(Parky starts making a rolling gesture with his hands in a vain attempt to get Supertrouper to get to the point of the story)
ST: As I was saying Both Queen and I had been booked to play on Top of the Pops and they were having problems backstage because a hippo had escaped from London Zoo and eaten the bass player from Franke Goes To Hollywood...
(By now Parky is hugging himself and rocking ack and forth in his chair)
ST: Brian and I were backstage and he challenged me to a game of pinball to pass the time. Little did Brian know that I was in fact the UK champion pinball player and had a won a gold medal at the Moscow olympics...
(Parky is now sobbing like a baby)
ST: And to cut a long story short I beat him 3539 games to nil.
(Parky is now staring at Supertrouper in total disbelief)
ST: I swear it's all true and if it were otherwise may the good lord strike me dow......
(There is a blinding flash and the screen cuts to black)
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE TEMPORARY LOSS OF PARKINSON. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
(We return to the studio which is full of black smoke and two stagehands are removing a scorched chair)