It was a cold October evening. John Edwards crept up his steps to his bedroom. Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. He whipped around to see John Kerry, who stripped off his clothes and began ...
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It was a cold October evening. John Edwards crept up his steps to his bedroom. Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. He whipped around to see John Kerry, who stripped off his clothes and began ...
To say his standard opening line. "I'm Jooooohn...", but before he even got started, California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed through the window, dressed up as the Terminator. Arnold turned to Kerry and asked... "Are you John Conno.. erhm Kerry?"[/thickstereoidheadaustrianaccent], Kerry nodded as a 'yes'...
And then Arnold grabbed John Kerry and said "Come With me if you want to live." And they run out to where his motorcycle is. Then a T1000 forms right next to the motorcycle and he looks like George W. Bush. He grabs arnolds shoulder and says.... "Don't mess with Texas." and....
Then suddenly Dick Cheney walks in, wrapped in only a towel.
He screams like a girly man, and drops his towel, exposing his lowly piece that can barely called a proof of manhood.
Having done that, Barbara Bush walks in and screams...
Like George Bush, and his house cathches fire...
and he starts running around like a maniac, arms flying up in the air while..
With out prior written consent (only implied oral consent) Latvia Man comes down from the Second Atmosphere of Yu-gi-Oh! and saves Bush...then lights another one on fire. However behind Latvia Man lay the charred, still moving remains of...
Tony Blair blown out of George Bush's arse at a ferocious velocity after Bush's bad case of flatulance while Tony Blair was brown-nosing. Cool Brittianna mourns its leader as Noel Gallgher write a song about him. Bush says excuse me and walks..........
...without shoes and steps on a pile of dinosaur shit. He says "damn it, Kerry's pet is roaming around again and he doesn't give a fuck about scooping poop!" Secret Service men in diving suits appear out of nowhere and clean the offensive matter from his foot and made sure that he was wearing a pair of shoes this time. Meanwhile, Mick Jagger was masturbating in a public restroom when suddenly...
So a new universe was formed, and it became known as the Internet. It was used as a venue to discuss things like George Bush having sex with Karl Rove and the Carrot Top Official Fan Club. Its people are not known to live long or prosper, but they make do. So in this new universe, there rose up a group of people who...
who started singing, "Happy happy joy joy!" They then started to haunt everyone's homes and make prank phone calls saying,
But somehow, for some reason, Porky Pig's giant head comes out of the eternal darkness and says, "Tha tha tha that's all folks!!!!!!"
And everyone decided to ignore PaulPenney and start over.
Meanwhile, Michael Jackson...
Meanwhile, Michael Jackson...