... was being fought by Dick Cheney, who was armed with a revolver and Max Cleland's phone number. Cheney decided to...
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Well, you're going to be a bohemian soon! :-)
...Including the momentous and exuberant demise of PaulPenney. The construction of the third universe realized the importance of this holiday and pledged that never again will a being like Paulpenney will destroy the harmony that we cherished. And Kerry kicks Bush's ass.
But Paul Penney didnt realize that the new universe was indestructable, immune to his ploys and would continue on. There would be no Bush no Kerry.... just the universe and Paul trying in futile to destroy it! :P
but, from a black and smelly mist, george bush came as a humanoid robot. the whole place was on fire and a truck was circling a broken cd player. suddenly, as if by magic, the cd player got bigger and bigger and got a human-like shape. it was freddie...
After which, Miraculous Headlong Tour Which Was Made In Heaven As A Kind Of Innuendo Day was proclaimed a universal holiday, to the immense joy and satisfaction of all good universal citizens, celebrating the new reign of the princes of the universe.
Meanwhile...
Meanwhile...
freddie edited death on two legs...
...and made it into a rendition of Mozart's Great Mass. By this time, the Red Special was showing signs of its age and Dr. May just decided to perform a yet experimental science called Guitar Taxidermy, in which the guitar was encased in a sugary crust, and fried in canola oil...
and people still don't know if freddie shaved his balls or not...
said roger after a horrible hangover...
Which made Freddie admit that he...
you and i...
and i hope that you die...