A new story, but the rules are you may not write more than two sentences:
Alright I'll start.
It was a beautiful day, Timmy was playing in the garden of his house. But suddenly a big car stopped, there came a black man out of the car, and he said:
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My name is J and agent F (Freddie) needs you for a special mission, code name Ogre Battle.
but of course, the story wouldn't end now...
So now litlle Timmy is known as Leroy Brown, but he got another breakdown. He started to walk down the streat and shoot people that he meet, with his rubber tommy water gun.
Leroy was rather ina-ina-ina-ina-ina-inarticulate. He didn't want to die nor did he ever wish he'd been born at all.
But then he put a gun against his head, and pulled his trigger, now he's dead.
but funny how love is, the lilly of the valley doesn't know if is this the real life or is this just fantasy...
but the killer queen blew their mind with gun powder gelatine...
and she felt like a millionaire...
.. However she was just a fat bottemd girl wich made the rocking world go round, so he took her as a vollunteer to dans in the rain.
and she baked a lot of pies.
as she was fond of fried chicken
with the other fat bottomed girl who made little timmy a bad boy...
living in the lap of the gods while he was watching the fairy fellar's master-stroke...
doing the march of the black queen bring back that leroy brown who was convinced that too much love will kill you