An new story but with rules :P

that was made in heaven long away through an innuendo...

Then John McCain walked up to Timmy and told him that it was necessary for him to stop the evil Judge Wargrave from killing them all. "Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!" said McCain.

and it was the white man, looking for the white queen because the night comes down

dear friends, there is heaven for everyone and don't risk a sheer heart attack with delilah 'cause we're all god's people

shut up!

and when some death on two legs has broken my fairy circle rings...

but ever since he was a young boy, he played the silver ball...


oops!

then the Kurgan came and decapitated Paulpenney because he was the master of his destiny, and all people worshipped his great ass because he declared himself the god of kingdom come. He picked up Paulpenney's severed head, pulled out the tongue and used the head to rimjob himself...

fuckindoublepost.

while the white queen was living on the lap of the gods lap of the gods lap of the gods lap of the gods...

But he wanted to break free from this strange live, cause he didn't knew wether it is real or just the fantasy of some Queenzoners.
So he changed his I into an O, and immedialty he got blind, deaf and stupid, but played the silver ball

Every single day of his life, unlike David Beckham who played with his Golden balls while.......