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Read them outloud:

1) That's not right --- Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? --- Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP --- Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man --- Dum Gai

5) Small Horse --- Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? --- Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table --- Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here --- Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet? --- Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone --- No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week --- Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight --- Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile --- Wa Shing Ka
"I'd like to be carried on stage by six nubile slaves with palms and all." Here I am, Freddie!
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what about some real curse language?
2+2=5
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Cho Nee Mah
Socialism: There's one for you, nineteen for me Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all
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what's dat?
2+2=5
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Chinese for "fuck your mother". When I was in China last week I mentioned it to our Chinese Trade manager (we have known each other since 2000), and she found it extremely amusing, primarily because of my pathetic pronunciation.
Socialism: There's one for you, nineteen for me Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all
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lol
2+2=5
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The only Chinese I know is:

Kung Po Chicken, Special Fried Rice and some Prawn crackers please.
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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How about...Jiang Kai-shek or...Deng Xiaoping? Maybe a bit of Sun Yat-sen?

I'd like to know how to say 'Stay OUT of that square!' or 'Surender all your democracy to us!'
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Chiang Kaishek was Japanese.

Nope, he was Chinese. He studied with Japanese military for a while before returning to China. He was in control of the army when the Japanese invaded Manchuria and organised resistance up to the end of World War 2.

That's as much as I know - google the rest ;-)
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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For being a wannabe-Commie, Caspar, you should know about Chiang Kai-Shek.

He was the leader Mao forced out of China, driving Chiang to Taiwan. There, Chiang set up a National Govt, which in reality was quite a bloody place to live. His wife recently died in NY.
DJ's the man we love the most
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I tend to avoid all the complications of the Chinese language by keeping it simple: Chicken with Broccoli, Pork Fried Rice, Hot and Sour Soup, Egg Roll. On a related note, that is quite possibly the best meal you will ever eat.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Ah, you can't forget the General Gou's (sp) chicken... oh, I love that chicken!
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)
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This is true, I had General [Insert one of several billion variations of his name]'s chicken the other day. But still, you cannot beat the simplicity of chicken and broccoli. Also, I don't get it when people always criticize the chicken as being cat...all they are proving is that cat is one of the most delicious entrees ever.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
K
Indeed, if that chicken is cat, then I can live off of cat for the rest of my life! :-D
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)
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Now...if it actually is chicken...how the hell do they get it taste so good!?...and different?
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.

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