You know the more I look at the message boards and read some of the things on it, makes me glad that I am not like any of you! And that you are all just a bunch of FAKES! In my opinion, if I were Queen or a member of the band, I would not be proud to have fans like you all. You are so immature! It's fans like you all that got John Lennon shot! I rest my case. GROW UP!
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Welcome to the Internet.
No one here likes you.
We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken do
No one here likes you.
We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken do
what banal, stupid and incredulous bollox you've spouted....nurse not given you your medication today, luvvie?
why don't you grow up - and p*ss off!!!!
why don't you grow up - and p*ss off!!!!
Meh, I'm fine with being fake.
"You know the more I look at the message boards and read some of the things on it, makes me glad that I am not like any of you! And that you are all just a bunch of FAKES! In my opinion, if I were Queen or a member of the band, I would not be proud to have fans like you all. You are so immature! It's fans like you all that got John Lennon shot! I rest my case. GROW UP!"
Sorry??? It's clear you don't know me. Are you not going two steps to far by telling us that we are all potential murders??
Sorry??? It's clear you don't know me. Are you not going two steps to far by telling us that we are all potential murders??
"It's fans like you all that got John Lennon shot! I rest my case. GROW UP! "
It's people like you who GET shot!
It's people like you who GET shot!
Fried chicken is right!!
Someone once said:
"If you don't wanna hear it, fuckin' go home!!!"
just change "hear" with "read" and do it now!
"If you don't wanna hear it, fuckin' go home!!!"
just change "hear" with "read" and do it now!
I may be an asshole, I may be an arrogant son of a bitch... I KNOW I am a schmuck-fuck face... but I am NOT a fake!
Someone once said:
"If you don't wanna hear it, fuckin' go home!!!"
just change "wanna" with "read" and do it now!
Exactly.
Someone once said:
"If you don't wanna hear it, fuckin' go home!!!"
just change "wanna" with "read" and do it now!
Exactly.
Hee hee... not to be a nit pick.. but shouldn't it be "just change "HEAR" with "read" and do it "? ;-)
And someone once told me to grow up.. and did I listen? nope.. But I really have to agree with bambam, you really ought to read a bit more to see what kind of people we are.. I am not a Fake.. I am a Crook.. I am also Megamike.. the bottom line is if you really hate it here then do yourself a favor and don't come back...
It's fans like you all that got John Lennon shot! I rest my case. GROW UP!.
Wow, I thought it was because John was in the wrong place, Chapman was actually trying to kill Yoko, but when he got John he knew the press was going to have him on the front page so he said he meant to kill John.. ;-)
You can't put Mark David Chapman in the same catagory as us, He was mentally challanged.... ok.. maybe you can see a similar pattern in MY mind.. have I said enough rubbish or shall I continue?
"Welcome to the Piranha-Club!" (c) Ron Dennis, the head of McLaren-Mercedes F1 Team.
If you are tired of us all, stay away from here and it'll solve your problem for sure.
Why'd u have to go and make things so complicated
The way ur acting makes a-me frustrated
This thread = hilarious.
The way ur acting makes a-me frustrated
This thread = hilarious.