Randomness! Add to the randomness!

I am John McCain's personal hair-comber, head-scratcher, shoe-tier, and typist. (lol Ashley)

Myself on POWs (Problem of the Week - evil math assignment-ness): The only POW I want to do is John McCain.

I've posted my actual answer to this in a random thread.

At a random time.

HOLY JESUS! WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMNED ANIMALS?!

Don't fuck with me now, man. I am Ahab!

Well, as this is a randomness thread, the first thing that came to my mind was "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." I'm not sure why.

and christmas is coming soooooooon...

So, with Ho-Ho's (the Hostess thingies), they come in a pack of two. Does that mean each one is called a ho? Or is each one a ho-ho? But if that's the case, wouldn't they be called Ho-ho-ho-ho's?

Sometimes my sister thinks she's psychic.
She's stupid. She says she has a 5th sense.

and my birthday is half an year away...

This is BBC CIXICV

Today I wore a dress, with a shirt over and pants under.
Oh! And Ballet slippers.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Too bad I'm Jewish.

Oh, and that bag of purple M&M's is very enticing!

Mmm... purple M&Ms... mmm.... Chanukkah...

I need a new job.

Put on your yarkmulke, it's time for Chanukkah!

So much fun-ukkah to celebrate Chanukkah!

Chanukkah is, the festival of lights-

Instead of ONE day of presents, we have eight CRAZY nights!

So if you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree, here's a list of people who are Jewish... JUST LIKE YOU AND MEEEE!!!

Batman?

I love the Chanukkah Song(s)! How many have there been? Oops, that wasn't random enough. So, what's the
point of having a 1,146 page long Biology book? It's obese, and we're never going to cover that much material.