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Kangeroos have 3 vaginas
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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male lions have none!
2+2=5
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I just peirced my finger nail.
Weird huh?
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
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You'd think that eating a bunch of neon colored buttercream icing would turn your poo a weird color. At least the "Troll" fruit roll-ups did when I was little...
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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3 vaginas, thats amazing. If a male kangaroo had 3 didgeridoos now that would be something else. phew.
monkey tennis. http://www.tommyboydforum.com/index.php?
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Fruit Loops turns your poop green
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
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the life expectency of a dish of Lasagna in my house is about 20 Minutes
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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The life expectancy of the Screamapillar is 9.

askamdsD AFNQ!# BOG STAMPS!
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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I just made $75 in one night!
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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...because I had a birthday party- which was two months late. We watched "The Adventures of Priscilla- Queen of the Desert" and we prank called my ex-boyfriend from preschool. Actually, my FRIENDS prank called him against my wishes, while they tied me down. It was pretty funny though. One of my guy friends, who was the one that actually called was saying "*SPDG's full name* wants to make love to you. She want to make you sexy," in a weird accent. I was pissed off for all of three minutes, but then it was funny.
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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I just took a three hour walk to get rid of my sudden depression and properly process some information, and I've discovered that when your hands get cold enough that it's hard to move them, not only is typing next to impossible, but it hurts to warm them up. Interesting, maybe; random, definitely.

Ja ne, minna.
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Let's all play elephant polo. Or use war elephants. I'm sure nobody would notice if I snuck an elephant into my house and kept it as a pet!
Resistance is futile. You are now an orb.
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elephants??? naaaaa...
riding horses in da house rulz!
2+2=5
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Random (I stole these from somewhere...my agenda book actually..):

The average person waits two weeks for the traffic light to change.

250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

The average person's hair grows a combined 55,000 inches per month.

An eyelash lives for 150 days 'til it falls out.
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)