Kangeroos have 3 vaginas
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male lions have none!
I just peirced my finger nail.
Weird huh?
Weird huh?
You'd think that eating a bunch of neon colored buttercream icing would turn your poo a weird color. At least the "Troll" fruit roll-ups did when I was little...
3 vaginas, thats amazing. If a male kangaroo had 3 didgeridoos now that would be something else. phew.
Fruit Loops turns your poop green
:-O
the life expectency of a dish of Lasagna in my house is about 20 Minutes
The life expectancy of the Screamapillar is 9.
askamdsD AFNQ!# BOG STAMPS!
askamdsD AFNQ!# BOG STAMPS!
I just made $75 in one night!
...because I had a birthday party- which was two months late. We watched "The Adventures of Priscilla- Queen of the Desert" and we prank called my ex-boyfriend from preschool. Actually, my FRIENDS prank called him against my wishes, while they tied me down. It was pretty funny though. One of my guy friends, who was the one that actually called was saying "*SPDG's full name* wants to make love to you. She want to make you sexy," in a weird accent. I was pissed off for all of three minutes, but then it was funny.
I just took a three hour walk to get rid of my sudden depression and properly process some information, and I've discovered that when your hands get cold enough that it's hard to move them, not only is typing next to impossible, but it hurts to warm them up. Interesting, maybe; random, definitely.
Ja ne, minna.
Ja ne, minna.
Let's all play elephant polo. Or use war elephants. I'm sure nobody would notice if I snuck an elephant into my house and kept it as a pet!
elephants??? naaaaa...
riding horses in da house rulz!
riding horses in da house rulz!
Random (I stole these from somewhere...my agenda book actually..):
The average person waits two weeks for the traffic light to change.
250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The average person's hair grows a combined 55,000 inches per month.
An eyelash lives for 150 days 'til it falls out.
The average person waits two weeks for the traffic light to change.
250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The average person's hair grows a combined 55,000 inches per month.
An eyelash lives for 150 days 'til it falls out.