A reviewer on Amazon.com trashed Queen

Um hello the review was satire...the Amazon reviewer DOES LIKE Queen (and DOESN'T like Britney, Duran) so why are we still talking about this?!? :)

Anyway he has just posted another funny review for the Live-Aid DVD under the new name of The Heretic:

"19 years later, everybody is still talking about how Simon LeBon and Nick Rhodes completely ROCKED the crowd! Jimmy Page and Robert Plant are on this DVD, too, but nobody really paid attention to them perform, anyway."

Yeah right! :)

Oh I just found another one that mentions Queen actually...it's for Pink Floyd's "Animals":

"Could this really be Stink Floyd's 12th album? I doubt that very much. But that's not the point. The point is that record smells. Overrated music from an overrated band. They didn't know it, but Gilmour was secretly plotting to leave the group to join DuranDuran. He finally got his wish when he hooked up with Simon LeBon and Nick Rhodes to form that amazing supergroup Arcadia. Get their 1985 avant garde classic "So Red the Rose" and avoid anything by Pink Floyd, the Police, Rush, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and especially Queen."

I just can't stop laughing :) I'm going through reading all his reviews now. I've never seen anyone with such disdain for Duran Duran...he seems to work them into almost every review.

WHAT AN EFF-WIT!!! he deserves to be shot!!! in the heart! im not saying this because im a queen fan, im saying this because queen were and still are obviously good if they've manage to be Britains second greatest band (straight after the beatles) and have the number one song of all time!!! this guy cant call himself a reviewer! a reviewer gives his opinion, but cannot (if i am correct) tell people what to believe!!! its their choice!

i'd like to meet this guy one day...lets see how many teeth he has left once im through with him!

for someone that hates Queen, he sure does seem to know a lot about them

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I think John Deacon is writing these reviews to heckle people.

Here a poor attempt of reviewing the Muse album &quot;Absolution&quot; :( The album is brilliant, it's obvious the guy didn't listen and the comparisations with Queen are just too ridiculous.

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=1384

LOL! Assholes like this guy on Amazon make me LMAO!

Confidentially I think its John Deacon as well!


John... you rebel rouser!


Kriz ;o)

Heh! I'm kinda amazed at you guys thinkin it was John. LMAO.
This guy doesn't really deserve our attention. He has no idea what he's talkin bout but I think he's just doing it to enrage us Queen fans.

what a loser! mate, id say change your account there and avoid the fucker. hes clearly full of shit. im sorry, but not even a real anti queenie could compare queen to duran duran. i couldnt name you a single song they did!!!
the thing with morons like this who think greenday invented rock and think the beatles are a type of car are just sad losers who always want to be right. they are better left to shovel themselves into unpopularity

Journeyfan05 wrote:

for someone that hates Queen, he sure does seem to know a lot about them

He probably read in Rolling Stone somewheres. Also, the reviewer had about many aliases before they were banned(Cranky Reviewer, Mr Cranky, Agitated Reviewer, Cranky's Back, Cranky's Revenge) and now goes by Your Worst Nightmare, The Heretic and Terri Reardon's Ex-Boyfriend(an obvious cheapshot at me calling me retard, bigot and racist when in fact I am not) and his reviews are old and tired. He has done these review things for two years and like all jokes, they get old and unfunny.

That was the worst review I've ever seen. What the hell does it all mean?

It's not even a review! Shit! That's what it is!

You may be no racist or retard, but having his posts removed because you disagree with them is the mark of a fascist, which must be a form of bigotry.

And if he's your ex boyfriend, then it all becomes more clear. It's upsetting when someone we love treats us badly. I assume he ended it?

Penetration_Guru wrote:

You may be no racist or retard, but having his posts removed because you disagree with them is the mark of a fascist, which must be a form of bigotry.

And if he's your ex boyfriend, then it all becomes more clear. It's upsetting when someone we love treats us badly. I assume he ended it?

Hey Penetration Guru, are you him? If so, the cranky reviews are old and need to retire because many reviewers are bored with them reviews as they are on the Henry McPruter and what not. People do misconstrue those one star reviews when they go to look for new music to buy at Amazon and want honest reviews on things so they may or may not be interested in them. All of my reviews are truthful and honest. I at first found the crank reviews funny but, like everything in this life, it get old. I have a different view on humor than other people(for example I still watch Looney Tunes because those cartoons are timeless and the gags are classic). I just got offended when the Crankmeister called me retard(as I do have a disorder/disability) then Terri which is offending to me. I am not hard to get along with but when one acts like an immature teeny bopper, I do not tolerate it. The Cranky Reviewer aliases and its reviews got old and boring. They were amusing at first but like everything it gets worn out. I am not bemoaning about it but I am stating the facts! Also FYI Penetration, I am hetero and like women and get irked when people call me gay!

LOL... what a fool!

By the way, he knows that Queen were great.
He just can't stand it so tries to put them down.

i'm with P_G on that one