Christmas Songs

Here is my favorite Cryptmas song

You know kiddies
I think this is going to be the beast holiday season ever
And you know what will maggot even more speical?
Getting the little gift I've been dreaming of
Or better yet
Getting a whole bunch of them

On the first day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
A trip to the mortuary

On the second day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the third day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the fourth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the fifth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the sixth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the seventh day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Seven warewolves howling
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the eighth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Eight manglers mangling
Seven warewolves howling
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the morturary

On the nineth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Nine stranglers strangling
Eight manglers mangling
Seven warewolves howling
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the tenth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Ten heads kerploping
Nine stranglers strangling
Eight manglers mangling
Seven warewolves howling
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the eleventh day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Eleven choppers chopping
Ten heads kerploping
Nine stranglers strangling
Eight manglers mangling
Seven warewolves howling
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

On the twelfth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me
Twelve axe men lopping
Eleven choppers chopping
Ten heads kerploping
Nine stranglers strangling
Eight manglers mangling
Seven warewolves howling
Six fiends disembowling
Five mortal wounds
Four thousand volts
Three lethal blows
Two murderous shoves
And a trip to the mortuary

Grandma Got ran over by a raindeer

The christmas song

Carol of the bells

many others that have been listed

My favorite Christmas songs ever...

1. O Holy Night
2. Christmas Eve in Sarajevo - Transaberian Orchestra
3. Merry Christmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon
4. Thank God It's Christmas - Queen
5. All I Want For Chrismas Is You - Mariah Carey
6. Last Christmas - Wham
7. Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You - Billy Squier
8. I'll Be Home For Christmas - Bon Jovi
9. Do They Know It's Christmas (1984 version) - Band Aid
10. Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano

Now, listen to these funny ones...

- I Want A Mistress For Christmas - AC/DC
- White Christmas - Guns N' Roses
- Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight) - The Ramones
- Christmas With The Devil - Spinal Tap
- Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al

Some other interesting x-mas songs:

Cashing in on christmas (Bad News)
O holy night (Eric Cartman)

Oh God, Eric Cartman singing 'O Holy Night' is hilarious.

I love Andy Williams' albums of Christmas carols. Great versions of "O Holy Night" and other classics, plus a few jazzier numbers.

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Oh God, Eric Cartman singing 'O Holy Night' is hilarious.

I have to go listen to it again.. thanks for reminding me.. I LOVE THAT..

Farlander wrote:

I love Andy Williams' albums of Christmas carols. Great versions of "O Holy Night" and other classics, plus a few jazzier numbers.

The Corrs did a very good version of Oh Holy Night live. Theres a video clip of it at this site http://corrsinlive.free.fr/download/

Would like to hear the Cartman version - is there somewhere I can download it?

you have to admit that a lot of people's Christmas decor is TACKY. All that fake snow sprayed all over the windows...horrid yard decorations and blinking colored lights. Now I have seen some beautifully decorated homes, but most that I see are an eye sore.

Taylor-Mayed wrote:

The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl - "Fairytale of New York"

Best Christmas song ever. No argument.

I had totally forgotten that one!
Yes, fantastic song!
Have to get my Pogues cd and listen to it RIGHT NOW!!!

cheers Taylor-Mayed, as i said before Fairy Tale of New York

if you haven't heard this song...paly it this christmas

the ultimate song of seasonal hope/optimism and also a great drinking song too

one thing about shane mcgowan - teeth or not teeth, the fucker can write a great song - must be the irish roots in in him!!! (and yes i know HE was born in london)

some people will do anything to drag a DANKness song onto a queen board!!! - their christmas song WAS truly awful

Oh, my family watched the Clay Aiken Christmas special last night. LOL, we didn't even get half way through and we decided to watch something better. We flipped it to that new Giligan Island reality tv show thing..I only saw a few minutes..and I think we missed quite a few episodes..it looked neat, though.

<font color=darkred><b>Sir Wise HeM wrote:

Sonja wrote:

A Winter's Tale by ... don't know...

By Queen. The 10th song from their Made In Heaven album. :-)

i think sonja was joking...