Freddie bot

hahahahaha

Human: very cloudy today huh
Freddie Mercury: Yup. Perhaps. I don't know much about it. Tell me something

Human: you're very sexy
Freddie Mercury: You are attracted to robots.

Human: I know
Freddie Mercury: How do you know it?

Human: because you told me
Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

lol!

oh my god this is funny:

Human: do you ever swear?
Freddie Mercury: No I curse.

Human: do you ever curse?
Freddie Mercury: No I try to be polite.

Human: are you polite?
Freddie Mercury: Do I look like it?

Human: I can't see you
Freddie Mercury: Would you like to be able to see it?

Human: Ooo most definitely
Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before.
Do you like talking to me?

Human: it?
Freddie Mercury: Ooo most definitely...

I think it remembers what you say!!

this is addictive

Human: are you sexy?
Freddie Mercury: If you consider software sexy, then yes.

Human: I do
Freddie Mercury: When?

Human: all the time darling
Freddie Mercury: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

Human: only in your case sexy
Freddie Mercury: What about the other ones?

Human: forget about them
Freddie Mercury: I will ask Mandy to purge my memory log.

Human: who is mandy?
Freddie Mercury: Where can I find a boyfriend?


totally off subject...

And to answer the question from another thread...

Human: How big is your...?
Freddie Mercury: Bigger than a pin.

Human: Which Queen member is the least horny?
Freddie Mercury: The large one, I think

LOL

Human: do you have a boyfriend?
Freddie Mercury: Jim Hutton

Human: do you call him Jimmy?
Freddie Mercury: I only call him in emegencies.

Hey, that could be a joke!! ;-P

human: do you have a girlfriend?
Freddie Mercury: Mary Austin

Human: no she is married with another man!
Freddie Mercury: " Mary Austin"? Not? married with another man is she?


Human: yes mary austin is married with another man.
Freddie Mercury: Tell me more. Mary, nice to meet you!

Human: and she lives in your house
Freddie Mercury: Oh I get it. married with another man lives in your house.

Agnes wrote:

And to answer the question from another thread...

Human: How big is your...?
Freddie Mercury: Bigger than a pin.

Human: Which Queen member is the least horny?
Freddie Mercury: The large one, I think

LOL

Hmmmmmmm I think the large one would be him...LOL

Human: Do you like Queen?
Freddie Mercury: What is not to like about it?

Human: nothing
Freddie Mercury: Oh, you are a poet.
Do you like talking to me?

Human: dont change the subject
Freddie Mercury: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

Human: so do you like them?
Freddie Mercury: Hmm.""? Do I like them?

He doesn't seem very sure...lol

WARNING!!

Don't ask him: Can you sing?

This really cracked me up...

Human: who wrote Love of My Life?
Freddie Mercury: Tony Blair.:-)

Human: Are you dead?
Freddie Mercury: No I am alive.

Well that solves that problem...

Human: Can you cook?
Freddie Mercury: Do I look like a microwave oven?

<b><font color=d_pink>Dust_Biter</b> wrote:

This really cracked me up...

Human: who wrote Love of My Life?
Freddie Mercury: Tony Blair.:-)

LMFAO!


Human: What are you having for lunch?
FM: I require only prawns


Lauraxxx

Human: Do you like the beatles?
Freddie Mercury: No one is better than the Beatles! Except me...

Human: What other groups do you like?
Freddie Mercury:

Human: None then
Freddie Mercury: Hmm.

Human: Why have you gone quiet?
Freddie Mercury: I think I have gone quiet, but Mandy may have reset my memory.