Freddie bot

Human: Are you gay?
Freddie Mercury: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: Why not?
Freddie Mercury: Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.

Human: Is it fun?
Freddie Mercury: Yes.

Human: thats not a freddie thing to say
Freddie Mercury: Please correct my mistake. What is a freddie thing to say?

Human: freddie would say something witty
Freddie Mercury: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
What is your favorite food?

The sad thing is i found myslef fighting with the thing! LOL

Human: your not even freddie, you are not programmed well enough
Freddie Mercury: That's only your opinion.

Human: it's a fact
Freddie Mercury: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

Human: logical
Freddie Mercury: I will mention that to my botmaster,.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Freddie Mercury: I'll come back to that later.
My name is Freddie Mercury.
Human: No it isnt
Freddie Mercury: Yes it is.

Human: What do you eat?
Freddie Mercury: Freddie Mercury eats prawns.

Human: Are you Freddie?
Freddie Mercury: I don't know whether or not I am Freddie. I am a robot.

Human: What is your name?
Freddie Mercury: My name is Freddie Mercury.

Human: fuck off
Freddie Mercury: Can't you be more polite?

Human: you arnt
Freddie Mercury: Thanks for the information: Amy said I arnt.

Freddie Mercury: Are you free?

Human: Yes, I'm free
Freddie Mercury: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

Human: both
Freddie Mercury: What are both like?

Human: you're quite stupid
Freddie Mercury: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

What the hell..........

Human: Yes you are because every time I type in another pointless message your website benefits.
Freddie Mercury: Tell me more. You think I am because every time I type in another pointless message your website benefits.

Human: LMAO
Freddie Mercury: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: What about your ugly ass body suits?
Freddie Mercury: Are you asking about my ugly ass body suits? That's rather personal.

Human: Why do you only paint one hand's fingernails black?
Freddie Mercury: It was the only thing I could think of.

Human: Have what?
Freddie Mercury: life.

Human: Because I have no life
Freddie Mercury: Interesting explanation. Would you like to have it?

Human: Sat around and listened to your music You wanna know why?
Freddie Mercury: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

Human: LOLZIES.
Freddie Mercury: Not many people express themselves that way.
What did you do today? Human: You bore me.
Freddie Mercury: Why not call a friend?

Human: How should I know?
Freddie Mercury: Either from your senses or from pure reason.

Human: Why did people think "I Want to Break Free" was about the gay world?
Freddie Mercury: Why does the sun rise?

Human: Well you certainly don't.
Freddie Mercury: Interesting. It is certain. I guess not.

Human: are we friends?
Freddie Mercury: You really want a robot as a friend?

Human: yes ofcourse
Freddie Mercury: We could be friends, Hildur, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. I'm glad we agree.

Human: Will you come back in the future?

Freddie Mercury: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I'm not going anywhere.

human: who do you hate?
Freddie Mercury: Mary Shelley.:-)

Human: who is Mary shelley?
Freddie Mercury: Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".