The Darker Side Of Freddie Mercury.

After extensive research that I have discovered that Freddie wasn't the saint he claimed to be. Be warned that the following facts may alter your no doubt rose-tinted memory of Freddie and if you are happy living with the lies, you should read no further.

Freddie's acts of generousity were legendery. One day whilst walking through Hyde Park in London, he came across a young homeless man who asked if Freddie had any spare change. Of course Freddie never carried any cash on him but he rushed home to fetch his post office account book. He then withdrew £10,000 in small change (mostly 5 and 10 pence pieces) and took it back to the homeless man in Hyde Park with the aid of a wheelbarrow. He then dumped the 10 grand in change onto the pathway and siad mockingly "Get down on your knees you filthy urchin! Go on crawl on your belly for the pennies I simply cannot be bothered to keep around my massive 10 bedroomed mansion." He then turned his back on the now large group of vagrants and hobos who had ammased and walked away laughing and twirling his moustache between his thumb and forefinger.

Freddie like to steal things from hotels. When he died' his house contained 35 bathrobes, 113 ashtrays, 9783 bottles of shower gel and 2 trouser presses. It was later estimated that if wasn't for people like Freddie, hotel bills would be 28% cheaper.

Freddie may have been an awsome talent but he was never the most broad minded of individuals. Freddie was openly hetrophobic and felt he could never relax in the company of straight men.
"It's not that I have anything against them personally you understand. It's just the thought of guys standing around drinking beer and talking about football and sticking their willies into women's vagi.....Oh My God! I think I'm going to be sick!" said the flamboyant poof.
It is not known weather Freddie approved of his bandmates sexuality but Brian May gave an insight to their volatile relationship during an interview in 1976.
"Well if Freddie has a problem with straight guy's I geuss he can just kiss my wife's ass."

The phrase "killing with kindness" is particularly relevant in Freddie's case. Over a period of seven years, 54 cats died at Garden Lodge from excessive kindness. Many simply could not handle the cavier and goose pate and champagne that Freddie fed them each day and had liver failure. Other's were kept so clean that they had vitually no immune system and died from the slightest infection. One small white kitten named Spook burst into flames after pissing in a mink fur litter tray with an electric blanket at the base.

COMING SOON

John Deacon's brave battle against indegestion.

what point are you trying to reach here ?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]written_in_the_stars wrote: [/QUOTENAME]what point are you trying to reach here ?[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's it. You walk around with your eyes closed. You can't handle the truth.

fatty.

Ok... here is another well kept secret

Did you ever wonder why Mary Austin had so many problems with the Kois... many of them died?

Well do you still believe in the fairytale that the final resting place of Freddies ashes is underneeth the "weeping cherry tree" at Garden Lodge as i.e. Jim wanted us all to believe?

I'ts funny that you should mention the death of the koi carp and Freddie's ashes in the same story. The real reason for the death of all those expensive fish is that Mary's eldest son mistakenly fed the ashes to the koi believing it to be fish food. The carp ate Freddie's ashes and contracted the same disease that killed Freddie.
Huh?...Huh? Think about it.

fatty.

See you solved the riddle! :-))

By the way... fatty, do you have any information, if he (Mary´s eldest son) is still allowed to call him "Uncle Fred"? ;-)

Jajaa, that was good Fatty.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]written_in_the_stars wrote: [/QUOTENAME]what point are you trying to reach here ?[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's it. You walk around with your eyes closed. You can't handle the truth.

fatty.[/QUOTE]

I'm keeping my first question. What is actually your point ?

Thanks for the information :)

Kind hard to believe what he stole from the hotels and stuff O_o

"Freddie may have been an awsome talent "

All of us,with a few exceptions like you perhaps,
have always known that.But your ignorance, as your
accusations is not totally unexpected, though
unwelcome(in my opinion at least).
After all ,it takes one to know one.A dolt
certainly cannot appreciate genius.In the eyes of
the blind, the world is certainly dark.

It is just to avoid such insensible trash, that
I wish these posts were moderated.Ideally, such
messages should not be allowed to be posted,let
alone be archived, or even searched.

Hey Fatty! Thanks for the biggest laugh Ive had in ages on this forum! :)

Very cool, fatty! Heterophobia is such a taboo - it was time that someone brings it up. I am not surprised it was you, lol.

Haha what a bullshit...

Thanks for the laugh... (but please do not go on with topics like this)

I don't see how anyone could find offense at this, it's not offensive at all. It's also not very funny. It's rather boring.